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The Glee cast, defying the transitive property.
+3 | 2/21/12 6:59 PM
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How long did you keep that in your holster? Soapboxgum! (not that I disagree)
+5 | 1/17/12 1:40 PM
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A Time to Kill references FTW!
+3 | 1/10/12 6:26 PM
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Close your eyes. Can you see him? Picture that ape. Now imagine that's Meryl Streep. The time is now.
+3 | 1/10/12 6:03 PM
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Wow. He destroys the 3-minute mark promised on his sign. After he finishes, he should just stare at the customer for 90 seconds before handing it over.
+25 | 1/10/12 12:45 PM
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"I have to be leaving, but I won't let that come between us, okay?"
0 | 11/29/11 7:31 PM
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"Quench your Durst."
+4 | 10/14/11 11:26 AM
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http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/715007-bumblebee_man.jpg
+5 | 9/27/11 7:06 PM
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I just noticed that Meredith was in the men's restroom. Your gif is both funny and informative!
+4 | 9/23/11 12:24 PM
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Thankfully not used for 2003's The Cooler.
0 | 9/21/11 2:31 PM
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Counterpoint: Cupid.
0 | 9/13/11 10:03 PM
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"YOU. You were the most unprivileged."
+36 | 8/30/11 5:53 PM
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"Let me tell you what happens tomorrow, son."
+12 | 8/19/11 12:45 PM
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The Big Shit
+1 | 8/17/11 5:51 PM
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Horton Hears a Poo!
+6 | 8/17/11 5:50 PM
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I meant that for both sides of the equation. The revelation of her backstory is the marker for the movie going downhill. ...That is probably what Gabe meant as well. I am an idiot.
+4 | 8/1/11 12:08 PM
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Also, is it me, or is Harrison Ford just a terrible actor nowadays? I think the gruff voice is the only thing he has in his bag of tricks. P.S. Look at his filmography over the last 15 years if you want to cry.
+9 | 8/1/11 11:57 AM
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"We start talking about her and the whole thing falls apart." So did the movie.
+7 | 8/1/11 11:50 AM
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"Let them eat shaving cream pie." - Marie Antoinette
+2 | 7/19/11 5:53 PM
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When Mario says "I'm going to climb that like a 10-hour vine," he speaks from experience.
+2 | 7/12/11 6:01 PM
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Jeff Goldblum is no longer the only one watching you poop. (sorry)
+1 | 6/14/11 5:53 PM
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Hot dogs, hamburgers, they don't care. It's all about man-meat.
+2 | 5/3/11 7:21 PM
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Next thing you know, they'll start putting animals on the Kiss Cam.
+23 | 5/3/11 6:04 PM
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When I get along great with a girl, I too meet up with her on the same day every year. And NO MORE. This movie gets life.
+5 | 5/3/11 2:40 PM
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"They said bin Laden used one of his wives as a human shield. You hear that, Kev?" "Yeah, Jay, that's messed up." a) " ...And I thought MY marriage was bad! b) "You really have to read those prenups carefully!" c) "Even OJ was like, 'that's cold.'"
+47 | 5/2/11 4:28 PM
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Best Picture: The King’s Speech Best Actor: Colin Firth–The King’s Speech Best Actress: Natalie Portman–Black Swan Best Supporting Actor: Christian Bale–The Fighter Best Supporting Actress: Hailee Steinfeld–True Grit Best Director: David Fincher–The Social Network Best Original Screenplay: The King’s Speech Best Adapted Screenplay: The Social Network Best Foreign Film: Incendies (Canada) Best Animated Film: Toy Story 3 Art Direction: Robert Stromberg (Production Design); Karen O’Hara (Set Decoration)-Alice in Wonderland Cinematography: Roger Deakins-True Grit Costume Design: Antonella Cannarozzi-I Am Love Documentary Feature: Restrepo Film Editing: Angus Wall and Kirk Baxter-The Social Network Sound Editing: Richard King-Inception Sound Mixing: Ren Klyce, David Parker, Michael Semanick and Mark Weingarten-The Social Network Visual Effects: Paul Franklin, Chris Corbould, Andrew Lockley and Peter Bebb-Inception
0 | 2/24/11 6:07 PM
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Gary Busey, starting from scratch. Jake Busey: 1971-2011.
+5 | 2/22/11 6:11 PM
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"this was not quite as bad as when we showed up to Avatar TWO HOURS EARLY and were AT THE BACK OF THE LINE" It doesn't matter when you show up - you'll always be at the back of the line. http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/7934/188062-181526-daffy-duck_super.jpg
+20 | 12/6/10 2:27 PM
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Tess Ocean strikes again.
+2 | 12/1/10 6:11 PM
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Cut to... Homer: Great plan, Bart!
0 | 9/22/10 5:06 PM
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I have a word document full of these. My time has come! Bart: Mom, what are we dressed up for? Are we going to Black Angus? Marge: Well… you might say that we’re going to the best steak house in the universe. Bart: So we’re not going to Black Angus. Lisa: Chief Wiggum, that story’s not appropriate for children! Wiggum: Really? I keep my pants on in this version. Social worker: Stupid babies need the most attention! Homer: Well, crying isn't going to bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there, crying, and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog. Bart: You're right, I'll do it! Homer: …Rats, I almost had him eating dog food. Homer: ...The legend of the dog-faced woman! Stranger to Homer: I’ve got a movie for you, fatty – a fridge too far! Lisa: Grandpa, how’d you take off your underwear without taking off your pants? Grandpa: …I don’t know.
+12 | 9/22/10 5:04 PM
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Fuck it. Please downvote me. http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/416230091_e8eb86c0cd.jpg?v=0
+11 | 4/7/10 2:20 PM
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Take two.
0 | 4/7/10 2:19 PM
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0 | 4/7/10 2:12 PM
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Although Anthony Mason swears that Videogum is 18.
+16 | 3/18/10 5:36 PM
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The pigeon will need religion! Tyson's might will hinder its flight! This brawl will enthrall! [/Don King]
+6 | 3/16/10 6:04 PM
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The Situation meets The Crisis.
+12 | 2/11/10 12:17 PM
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