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That watermelon just orgasmed.
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February 22, 2010 on This Is The Real NSFW
Eugene Levy, cuznoduh. Also because he sat beside the class clown, and he studied him.
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February 18, 2010 on Who Should Star In An American Pie Reboot
How is that cave a deus ex machina? It's introduction didn't instantly, unbelievably resolve anything. For that matter, no single cave/station/temple has deus ex machina'd a damn thing on this show. Is any new setting or character a deus ex machina simply by merit of its newness and having something to do with the plot? Should the entirety of Lost have taken place on the beach? Are you wishing this television series was just The Beach starring Leonardo DiCaprio? I knew it.
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February 17, 2010 on Lost S06E04: Locke It Down! (Sorry!)
Speaking of dumping, it should be "You don't think I want to LIE down on the floor...", you sorry piece of shit. Just kidding, consider that reset.
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February 15, 2010 on The Reset Button
Ehhhhhhhhhh. Seems like it's about the correct length.
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February 12, 2010 on An Interview With Die Antwoord
It's not about the destination, Gabe. It's about the journey. Don't you know you're beautiful?
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February 12, 2010 on SPOILER ALERT: I Know How Get Him To The Greek Ends
Witches are always summoning wolves.
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January 21, 2010 on The Season Of The Witch Trailer Rocks!*
There's a bit in the Variety article that says Leno's buyout would have been bigger than Conan's contract. Jesus.
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January 21, 2010 on R.I.P. Triumph The Insult Comic Dog (As We Know Him)
These titles are nice, but I want the real sick shit. The This Ain't This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm (XXX)² shit. The market is speaking, Hustler.
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January 19, 2010 on NSFW: Could There Be A Worse Porn Parody Than The Curb Your Enthusiasm Porn Parody?
Didn't we just deride Jerry Seinfeld for weighing in on Conan v. Leno last week? Why all the vitriol for Jerry, but Louis gets a pass? Because he worked for Conan in 1576? What sort of yellow journalism is this?
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January 19, 2010 on The Videogum “Louis C.K. Promise”: Louis Talks About Conan And Jay
Humbert Humbert still loves you, girl.
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January 6, 2010 on There Are No Stupid Answers, Only Stupid People Giving Answers
Bitter beer face?
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January 5, 2010 on Your Mom On An Airplane To Phoenix
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November 24, 2009 on The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest
Rape-murder-rape-rape may be the worst, but those pants are a close rape-second.
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November 24, 2009 on The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest
Thanks for ruining my life, GIFSoup. There's not a remote big enough to shove up my ass right now.
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November 20, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
This place has gone bats for GIFs lately. Is there any reason why so many-- FREEZE!!!
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November 20, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Props for the accented-journalist red herring, though.
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November 20, 2009 on World’s Greatest Freak Out Kids Are Taking It To The Next Level
More like, Beat Me To The Inevitable Shawne Merriman Abuse Charge Against Tila Tequila Contest Winner.
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November 20, 2009 on People Falling Down Is Funny, Tila Tequila Falling Down Is The Funniest
I bet Shawne Merriman gets arrested for this. Sports.
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November 20, 2009 on People Falling Down Is Funny, Tila Tequila Falling Down Is The Funniest
The priest jerks you off, hass, and it's not a level but the end-game montage.
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November 19, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: This Wii “Praying” Game Is Fake