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I'd rather go on a diet of worms than play this game. #churchjokes
It's getting to the point where I can't watch these Everything Is Terrible videos alone.
"What'd you say, JC Chasez? Beware the Ides of what?"
Harvey Will Milk
"I'm Sorry" intro music, Paul? Clever girl.
You guys sure do go to the movies a lot around here. I'm too poor to be in the Videogum Movie Club. ;(
Let me guess, he ends up being the killer after all. Oh, writers.
How you gonna throw the jacket at me, Larry David?
So much for that elephant in the room.
Closer to 50,000 miles, DAD.
I want to know what happened in 2002.
I have upwards of 40 in mine. I'll just be over here masturbating.
DULY NOTED. Yet and still, you must have "Alien" in there. Am I wrong? AM I WRONG?!
That's 100 times more deaths, so don't worry about those other deaths. THOSE DEATHS AIN'T SHIT.
Actually, yours isn't admissible at all, since Kramer vs. Kramer and Predator have no connection. You're also too short, need to stop slouching and something else that's wrong with you.
Though technically admissible, would rather have liked to see you go with Kramer vs. Alien vs. Kramer vs. Predator. Shoot for the stars.
Whoops. Switch "Men" and "3". The amendment is thus "... Mystery 3 Alaska Men Monkeys and a Little Miss Sunshine Lady... " Shit's serious.
The Nightmare Land Before Christmas Time[cop] of the Devil with the Kranks Wears Prada Knows You're Dawn of the Dead Poets The Society Lost Wayne's World is Not The Dead Enough Elephant Austin Powers: International Repo Man With 2 Brains Walking Tall in America of 12 Angry Translation Mystery Men Alaska 3 Monkeys and a Little Miss Sunshine Lady in the Open Hills For Your Stop or Have Eyes My Wide One and Only Water[world] Shut Mr. Mom Will Shoot 'Em Up[!]
"This fall... curiosity... could kill... your cat." I didn't watch the other trailer. I'll vote present. Bye.
I can't stop laughing about the wall outlet between her legs, don't know why. Oh, wall outlets.
I hope standing up for your bacon is worth getting kidnapped and raped on the streets, kid. (It is.)
Well, what do you mean by "care?" If all it takes to care is to catch the episode if I'm around and it's prudent, I guess I care. Does your not caring mean that you'll do whatever it takes not to watch the episode? I understand what you're saying about nostalgia and there being good TV, presently, but what does it take to put the cast of Seinfeld on CYE and then watch it? Next to nothing, and it's not like they're taking veins out of True Blood vampires mouths. There are enough excuses not to read a book to go around! If you still disagree, I ask, when is it appropriate to visit the past? Of Seinfeld, of anything? Kudos to them, I say, rather than your "who cares?" Because sometimes, Gabe, not caring is caring.
I hope Ken Jeong at least trims his pubes for this movie.
Take it easy on the guy, Gabe. We've all made mistakes while you've been away.
It's like "Pon De Floor" without all the dry humping.
The best part of this video is that it rendered Gabe completely unable to write anything about it. His only choice was to match ?!? with ?!? Luckily, you've established a nice line of credit on the Interpipes because seriously, what... the... FUCK was that?
Technically, that's America's not-so-scariest mask, the His Dad's Discarded Winter Cap Mask.
Sorry Gift of Gab(e), "Clowny Clown Clown" isn't my video. It's the video for the amoebas and pterodactyls who were around with this thing first came out. BURN (NOTICE STARRING JEFFREY DONOVAN)!!!
If we're now in the business of posting coucil meeting insanity rants, we'd run out of Internet by Tuesday.
"Yo quiero the Taco Bell dog." -- God
A few weeks in, Monster's Ball seems to be less about our comments and more about Gabe taking an opportunity to respond to a few comments of note, which is fine. Just interesting how this feature has evolved in its short life. What I'm saying is, don't Butterfly Effect yourself back in utero to hang yourself just yet, Monster's Ball weekly franchise.