I thought succumbing to dysentery was succeeding at Oregon Trail. Naming the party after teachers you disliked and sending them on a grueling pace with no rations was standard fare at my school. Bonus points if you KILLED ALL THE BISON.
Hushpuppy is the flower girl.
The ushers are people of intrest -- Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Stodden, various Housewives. Not sure why, that's just how I feel this wedding is going to happen. Morgan Freeman seems upset. Amy Poehler's in the pews, but not part of the wedding.
http://www.amazon.com/Over-Edge-Death-Grand-Canyon/dp/097009731X
People really do fall into the grand canyon. Good on you. Stay away from that stupid thing.
I remember watching "Man on Wire" and being extremely stressed by the whole thing, even though I knew that guy would be OK.
Now it's like, please, Russian teens on the Internet.
Help Poppy Harlow complete her sentence about what she witnessed in the courtroom. Below you will find something that Poppy Harlow actually said, and five potential completions to her thought. Identify which completion is NOT reasonable.
"It was incredibly emotional. Incredibly difficult, even for an outsider like me to watch, as..."
a) "...the assailant approached the victim in the courtroom."
b) "...a humiliating act of rape was punished with a one year sentence."
c) "...it was revealed that a dingo was responsible."
d) "...the rapists went to fake prison."
e) Whatever the fuck she actually said about the bright promising students.
AHHHHHHH! I'm in the monsters' ball?? This is great. I don't even know... I was having a bad day!! A bad two-days, really. I'm so happy now! Let's all go and do this weekend right!
I don't know. That was pretty good. Michael Richards was going to prove that he's not racist by knowing Sugar Ray Leonard. But then it turns out that he doesn't know Sugar Ray Leonard.
It's always surprising to me that someone whose sole position on things is supposed to be "I hate baby-murders and kidnappers and rapists," can still be so damn unlikable. That is literally the easiest possible thing to believe and still be liked. Nancy Grace is truly a special brand of horrible.
I disagree. If you go on a stupid garbage television show, expect to be asked stupid garbage questions.
Imagine if George W. Bush had gone on the view (maybe this actually happened, I dunno). Let's also imagine that Rosie O'Donnell is there (she used to be on that show, remember?). And Rosie O'Donnell asked him some garbage about what *really* happened on 9/11. I think we would all cringe, but agree that that is the exact kind of garbage controversy we all expected from our favorite garbage morning show.
Palm oil is one of the unhealthiest things you can stick in your body, and an essential ingredients for making processed food. It's production is also pretty awful for the environment. So yeah, Matt Damon...
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