Comments from yapplebee

I tried to watch Dinner for Schmucks last night (required a lot of fast-forwarding), and now I am nominating it. Just like that. BAM!
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August 1, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Greenberg
At the screening I was in, a guy sitting in the lower right corner of the theater was laughing SO HARD at certain parts (some of them not even intentionally super-funny parts) that sometimes I wasn't sure whether the audience was laughing at the movie or at the guy who was laughing at the movie. Studios should hire him to be their ringer.
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May 16, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Bridesmaids
It's kind of impressive how many times Justin Timberlake sang in the trailer, considering that he has been a Real Actor for a while now. More intrigued by this than I was by No Strings Attached, if only because I prefer these two over NatShton.
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March 28, 2011 on Friends With Benefits Trailer, You Guys
I'm still trying to figure out if there is *literal* magic involved. Maybe Owen Wilson came upon a midnight magic camp? (It's an illusion!) That's probably it.
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March 28, 2011 on Midnight In Paris Trailer, You Guys
The Wedding Date, because it is really bad. Away We Go, because it was full of WTFs/holes.
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January 4, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011
I got a free Comic-Con pass from work so I'm taking the train down from LA (no self-respecting LA-person ever takes public transit, but I have heard that traffic is a nightmare) on Saturday to see what it's all about. I have to say, my main emotion surrounding the whole thing is dread. I will look for you, Gabe, in the terrifying ponies pavilion.
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July 22, 2010 on Comic-Con Is Humanly Impossible
I thought Desmond hit Locke so that Locke would see Jack again (at the hospital). Because Locke and Jack are having a sideways bromance, and... you know, spine things.
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April 14, 2010 on Lost S06E13: Welcome To Mr. Cluck’s, Would You Like FUUUU With That?
This guy is the new Flight of the Conchords.
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February 26, 2010 on You Wish The Quarantine Rapper Was Your Boyfriend
Is it just me, or is Ke$ha the Mr. Hyde to Taylor Swift's Dr. Jekyll? Have we ever seen them in the same place at the same time?
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February 26, 2010 on Blah Blah Blah, Indeed: Ke$ha Has Always Been Terribl$
I have never been a dog person, but for the sake of my family's happiness I finally got used to my family's giant, mischievous Saint Bernard. Now I find out that my dog is the father of a brood of puppies. I just don't think that I can handle any more dogs, financially or emotionally. But my children are attached to these pups, and they seem to think that the woman who is willing to adopt them from us is a very bad person. I have already done so much for these puppies and for my family. I even competed in a hot dog eating contest, which resulted in so much vomit and discomfort. What should I do? I seek your spiritual counsel. I really don't want my children to resent me any more than they already do.
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January 29, 2010 on Best New Party Game 14.5
I thought Obama was Team Conan! (pouts)
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January 22, 2010 on Dear 2012, Leno To Host White House Correspondents’ Dinner
I just connected that the juiceboxes make them juice-heads. The kids are drinking steroids!
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January 14, 2010 on Kids Reenact Scenes From Jersey Shore The Darndest Things
After I saw The Santa Clause I desperately wanted to be a Christmas elf, and then my mom reminded me that I was a Jew and didn't even like Christmas. I think I just had a mega-crush on that lead elf, who was totally Jewish.
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January 12, 2010 on People Who Are Suicidal Because Of Avatar Make Me Suicidal
Wait, when did Buzz Aldrin interact with aliens? Why does he get to be the expert? I met him once, too. I don't think he shook my hand, but signed a glossy photo that's sitting in some drawer in my closet at my parents' house.
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January 11, 2010 on Buzz Aldrin Reviews Avatar
As long as he's in the studio, why doesn't he rap about the posthumous baptism of Jewish Holocaust victims? (You crazy for that one, Mormons.)
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December 10, 2009 on Orrin Hatch (R-UT) Wrote A Hanukkah Song For Some Reason
The production values here are much too high for Tommy Wiseau. But the level of wtf-ery is about right.
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December 10, 2009 on Fading Of The Cries Is Tommy Wiseau’s The Room But With Swords
If I enter my full name, I get "The Ashley Simpson of Cape May." Translation, please?
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December 8, 2009 on The Jersey Shore Nickname Generator (Back On-Line!)
I am the only monster in the sea who loved the "To Catch a Predator"-style celebrity talk show? Bill Hader does those creepy investigative reporter types like nobody's business.
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December 7, 2009 on Saturday Night Live: Shy Ronnie, My Ninjas!