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Because we're all dressing like our avatars, obviously! I'll be the panda. Come say hi.
It's just The Videogum Mr. Coconuts Promise
Ryan Gosling "hey girl" soundbite whenever your computer connects to the internet.
...or Bridget Jone's Diary 3 DELAHAYED? I would definitely see the version of this movie starring Gabe as a British woman with dieting issues.
It's too bad Kodak didn't hire Mark Wahlberg as their CEO. He would have prevented bankruptcy.
I can't watch the video at work, so I'm going to assume this is the same birthday party where she made all of her guests dress like extras from the Hunger Games. The sloth was Peeta, right?
I challenge them to a sing-off featuring Herman Cain's pizza song. It's really the only fair way to decide who should be president.
I'll race you for resume submission. Qualifications: Proficient in tumblr, ability to find all youtube videos of puppies sledding in under 7 seconds, fluent in 140 characters.
I can't wait to see what they do to foreigners who quote Two and Half Men!
Not to be a Top Nitpicker, but didn't Paul tell some story last week about being a bad kid who sold drugs in high school? Now this week he's telling us that he got perfect grades and was a high achiever? Either he went back in time between episodes or he's in the running to win the Top Liar award.
That seems appropriate. A battle for all the soft pretzels, cheesesteaks, and Tastykakes!
Patti's confused me for awhile. She claims to set up millionaires who say they want a girl with a good personality with "quality" partners who don't claim to care about the money, but her sample is women who show up at a CASTING CALL to marry MILLIONAIRES for MONEY....and then she tells the women that they need lose weight and wear a better push up bra so that the rich men will be interested in them, because they sure as hell aren't interested in anything but their looks. Sorry, but her broad generalizations really make me angry.
In order to promote the CW's Secret Circle, real witches will perform a spell on you to turn you into a mouse, while also telling you that you're pregnant, your family died in a car accident, and your best friend discovered that you are sleeping with her boyfriend. In true CW fashion, all of these issues will be resolved by next week. They will also hand out promotional broomsticks.
otherwise known as cinco de ewoks.
I vote Woody Harrelson as Haymitch! and Lenny Kravitz as nothing.
I'm just so sad that pony day is almost over.