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the Who cover
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October 14, 2011 on What Will Fred Durst’s Catchphrase Be On His CBS Sitcom?
is Val Kilmer still fat?
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August 18, 2011 on Child Actors Are Not People!
this all just reminds me of those awful people that say stuff like "we're their teachers, but we're the ones learning" like, shut the fuck up. they are babies! babies are stupid!
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August 18, 2011 on Child Actors Are Not People!
I think it's probably not the best marketing strategy to suggest that something that tastes as weird as Miracle Whip (I'M GUESSING) could in fact be made of people.
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August 16, 2011 on Lauren Conrad Is A Goddamned Liar!
was I the only one expecting it to be Gabe? is that not what this website is for?
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August 2, 2011 on Gold Surprise
was she born in a hookah bar? and then forced to live in that hookah bar for 16 years? is that why the video is so dark?
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June 21, 2011 on Courtney Stodden Would Like You To Like Quit Like Bullying Like People
"BRB I see a fence that hasn't been driven into yet! sorry, what were you saying?"
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June 21, 2011 on Courtney Stodden Would Like You To Like Quit Like Bullying Like People
so do we blame this on factory farm meat hormones or progeria? because I am 28 and going grey and she looks at least like my big sister?
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June 21, 2011 on Courtney Stodden Would Like You To Like Quit Like Bullying Like People
Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik. Did you have to inject it directly into your carotid artery immediately before we were scheduled to go on?* *now accepting nominations for a bad Star Trek reference lifetime achievement award.
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April 5, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Kirstie Alley Falling On Dancing With The Stars
I lived in a glorified basement apartment in Boston for two years that flooded every time it rained. over the course of my occupancy, it gradually went from "this is a catastrophe! call the management company immediately!" to "just don't put anything on that side of the apartment" to "put stuff over there, but only if it isn't worth a lot of money". and even I realize this lady is BONKERZ. why do I always get the crazy girls?
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April 4, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Felice Cohen
Otterrun!
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March 30, 2011 on Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies
Don't Be a Sea Lion to Otter Central While Cracking Your Clams in the Hood
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March 30, 2011 on Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies
fear of a plaque planet
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March 29, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Terrible Invisalign Rap
"ach du libre! you just killed das baby!"* "no it's cool, it was Hitler." "you are under arrest." *flawless accent
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March 29, 2011 on Ina Garten Begrudgingly Does Respectable Thing
when asked for comment, Ray unhinged her jaw and swallowed a frozen rat whole.
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March 29, 2011 on Ina Garten Begrudgingly Does Respectable Thing
and for totes serious fuck this movie for doing the DRUG SCENE and having him take a drug that would have the opposite effect. Z-Raff took ecstasy and sat on the couch all night! where's the nipple play? the glow stick competitions? the bisexual meanderings? THIS MOVIE IS SO FAKE IT MAKES ME SICK.
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March 21, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State
you sir, are DIVISIVE. I for one loved your guest blogging. I love Gabe (sexually) but if he has to take time off for massive amounts of elective surgery I'm glad we are getting people with a different flavor for the job. isn't the writing being something other than someone going DING DONG with a different avatar kind of the point of having a guest blogger? and while it goes without saying that I don't know how someone who has their dander up over the "liberal agenda" of this site (hruh?) hangs around reading it for at least two weeks at a time, well, I don't fucking understand it. I wish I had that much free time? someone please pay me to read websites I am predisposed to disagree with all day, full dental and 401k preferred.
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March 14, 2011 on What is the HTML for “Vomit”?: A Review of Battle: Los Angeles
I just found out my friend is moving to NYC next month! and I might go stay with her! so I might go to this! possibly! I'm so excited!
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March 10, 2011 on The Videogum 3rd-Anniversary Comedy Show And Party, Thursday, April 7th, Is Going To Be THE BEST!
yours is superior.
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March 10, 2011 on Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad