Comments from zalojo

Is there any other kind of sexual awakening besides "confusing, nightmarish"? Not in my experience!
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July 22, 2011 on This American Idol Reaction Video Belongs In A Museum
DAMN YOU FACEBOOK CONNECT. But bless you, this video. Bless you straight to heaven!
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May 26, 2011 on A Very Relatable Sleepy Dog
Is it weird that I found her super adorable? Like, the fact that she fought so hard to keep her hat on made me go "Aww!" and when the crewpeople were laughing with her I was like "Aw times two"?
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April 25, 2011 on The Myth Of Newswoman
Yay! So what happens now? Do I have to kill Brimicbed and Dan, man of science now? Because I am seriously not above that.
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March 2, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards
Picture: "The King's Speech" Director: "The King's Speech" Actor: Colin Firth - "The King's Speech" Actress: Natalie Portman - "Black Swan" Supporting Actor: Christian Bale - "The Fighter" Supporting Actress: Melissa Leo - "The FIghter" Original Screenplay: "The King's Speech" Adapted Screenplay: "The Social Network" Animated Feature: "Toy Story 3" Foreign Language Film: "In a Better World" Documentary: "Inside Job" Documentary Short: "Poster Girl" Short Film: "God of Love" Animated Short: "Madagascar, a Journey Diary" Original Score: "The King's Speech" Original Song: "We Belong Together" - Toy Story 3 Sound Editing: "Inception" Sound Mixing: "Inception" Art Direction: "The King's Speech" Cinematography: "True Grit" Makeup: "The Wolfman" Costume Design: "The King's Speech" Film Editing: "The Social Network" Visual Effects: "Inception"
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February 24, 2011 on The Videogum 2011 Academy Awards Pool
When I saw the video title, "Bees Face Off in Home, Millions Die", I thought it was referring to millions of dead humans, and I LOL-ed at the "WTF"-ness. But I then I resolved to GTFO Earth because OMG. "G2G everything!" - me.
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December 1, 2010 on BATTLE OF THE BEEEEEES!
Aw, downvotes? It's a "30 Rock" reference! "30 Rock" is a good show! The internet is hard!
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August 5, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week!
"I'm going to pull the front of your strapless dress or shirt down, exposing your breasts in the process in front of people!" #ilearneditfrom30rock
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August 3, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week!
"First husband"? Like she got divorced from him? I can't imagine how a relationship where the highlight was a trip to Comic-Con could've ever fallen apart.
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July 26, 2010 on Comic-Con 2010: An Exercise In Total Failure
All those photos, and not a single one of Gabe photobombing a Harry Potter fan?! You'd think ComiCon would be infested with them! Or instead of photobombing them, did Gabe literallybomb them, because Gabe hates Harry Potter?
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July 23, 2010 on Photobombing Comic-Con 2010
Me as well. I was starting to think to myself, "Hey, maybe I'm not a nerd!" but then Nurse Joy came up and ruined everything. Also, I just realized that there were like a thousand different Nurse Joys, and the show would just say "oh they're just all cousins that look exactly the same and have the same name and profession and there are 1000 of them, so it's completely logical". And back when I watched the show* I completely accepted that lazy writing excuse. So I'm dumb and a nerd! The worst of all worlds! *Tuesday
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July 23, 2010 on Photobombing Comic-Con 2010
Moaning Myrtle is getting serious! Now excuse me, I have to get back to being a virgin forever.
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July 21, 2010 on POLL: Which Of These Upcoming Asian Horror Movies Is More Hilarious?
When I first read this, I thought you said "Stupid homophobes!" Which I thought was a perfectly reasonable thing to say in general, but a kind of weird thing to say out of nowhere.
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July 21, 2010 on Being White Is Hard: You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger Trailer
When I first the heard the title of this movie, it sounded very sexy/dark/murder-y, which I was intrigued by. But then when I watched the trailer, it looked very old/gross/icky, which I was not intrigued by. So now my intrigue level is at 0.
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July 21, 2010 on Being White Is Hard: You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger Trailer
I KNOW! That couch looks like it costs more than my house! (I live in a grapefruit.)
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July 20, 2010 on Kids Eat Watermelon From INSIDE A Watermelon The Darndest Things
It took me a bit, but this is genius.
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June 30, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
So, is there going to be like a ceremony or something where Topher Grace introduces the U.K. to the U.S.A.'s dating style? I'm just imaging Topher Grace, in front of a podium, at the U.K. equivalent of the Washington Monument (Hogwarts?), saying: "My friend Orlando Bloom,(yes I am friends with Orlando Bloom) has told me of you redcoats and your wacky dating style! Now that's all rubbish, mate! Just date everyone except your sister and you'll be more chipper than Harry at a brothel! Chip chip biscuits and wizards!" Halfway through imaging that Topher Grace turned into Don Cheadle from the "Ocean's Eleven" movies. I'm going to sleep now.
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June 30, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?