“Seinfeld guy’s” attempt to recreate what the bass sounds like was pretty bad. It probably would’ve been more effective to say “boomp ba bum bum bump”…also, it’s a keyboard making that bass sound, in case you didn’t know.
This video is loosely based on my life. Verrry loosely.
“There’s absolute ugliness at the Air Yeezy II’s core. Unnecessary padding was added, and the foot-mugging tongue and plush collar are both impracticle and straight annoying. Fit was an afterthought to the design with the goal to make the shoe dumber than the original by tailoring it to Kanye West’s ego. The collar was also lowered to allow for greater insult reception.
An obsessive approach to materials results in a dubious mix of pleather, petrified turds, and soft plegm. Convoluted but obtrusive details reference ancient civilizations’ waste, including a poop strap with hieroglyphics that spell out ‘WHY?.’ Each screw on face aglet is phallic shaped, and the anaconda texture is vomited on the eyelets and leather cheerio toggle that carries the Roman Polanski numeral “fistage”