Zoropato

Comments from Zoropato

Not to stick up for Jamie or anything, but didn’t anyone else find it interesting that Fabio had to remind everyone of his Top Scallop line when she wanted to make a scallop dish again? I mean he thinks he’s playing Top Gnocchi this season

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January 6, 2011 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E05: Forget It, Tom, It’s Top Chef Town

what i don’t understand is why these huge celebrities like Charlyne Yi always talk the big talk in getting us poor people into donating money for their humanitarian causes when they could solve world hunger with their big fat celebrity paychecks. Thank you TMZ for bringing this to my attention

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October 4, 2010 on Charlyne Yi Gets PUNK’D By TMZ Because Fuck Poor People?

i’m so over Tom Colicchio’s douchiness. i was so pissed off that he was yelling at them for making one dish. Either tell them they need to make 2 dishes or have Padema come in to fuck with their heads and say they need to make another one. he should leave the show and sit back and endorse diet coke for a while

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September 9, 2010 on Top Chef S07E12: UNAMERICAN!

Apparently the Ghostbusters were wrong. Peck/Principal Skinner HAS a dick

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March 10, 2010 on Lost S06E07: The “Banana Leaf”

Interesting that these movies got scrapped immediately after the death of Walt Disney’s nephew. hmmmmm

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December 17, 2009 on Who Cares Why Wild Hogs 2 Was Canceled?

Don’t tase me!

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December 14, 2009 on What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade?

Although, I do think i could kick his ass. Its not like he’s trained in martial arts or anything

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December 3, 2009 on Steven Seagal Knows All Of The Police Words!

I couldn’t get the fact that i was watching Steven Seagal the moviestar out of my head. Does that mean i’m going to die?

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December 3, 2009 on Steven Seagal Knows All Of The Police Words!

nosferawhuuuaaahh?

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November 18, 2009 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon

Rosemary Will Have A Baby!

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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12

Lola Will Run!

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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12

There Will Be Treks to the Stars!

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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12

I believe that parts of that dream sequence inspired Throw Mama From The Train

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November 11, 2009 on thirtysomething: South By Southeast

American Cowpie

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November 4, 2009 on Best New Party Game 11

Ash should have left. I mean its Top Ceviche/Scallop Chef, not Top Sous Ceviche/Scallop Chef

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October 8, 2009 on Top Chef S06E07: Family Style Reality Show Dinner Party Because Of The Economy

So does that mean they watch The Guns of Navarone every time they rent a movie?

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September 30, 2009 on thirtysomething: But Not For Me

oh, and i nominate The Postman

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September 22, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten

for the past week, i’ve been trying to wallpaper over my memory of the Kanye outburst, but just had a McNutty memorygasm. there’s nothing worse than remembering

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September 22, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten

uh, hello? Roddy Piper?

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September 21, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Dwayne Johnson Is Still “The Rock”

A few years back i remember walking down the street and noticing a mime in crutches looking really beat up. at first i thought i was all an act like, ha ha, i get it, you’re playing a mime that got the shit kicked out of him because everybody hates mimes. but as i got closer it looked like he really did get the shit kicked out of him. i really hope this was the same mime

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September 11, 2009 on Happy 9/11 Day, You Guys