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https://twitter.com/jordaneasland this might motivate me to clean my twitter house and get back in the game to some degree (UGH tho)
well, when god closes a videogum, he opens a wahhhh whyyyyyyyiiiieeee waahyyyyyyy i'm seriously going to have a devastatingly large hole in my internet world after this
wait was that an ad for a lawyer, or a trailer for some kind of boondock saints 3?
wisconsin kids represeeennnt Also, I have a family story that is tangentially related-- My grandmother and her sisters had borrowed their parents' car to go out for a night of drinking, as they often did. A snow storm kicked up while they were out, and on their way home, the car got stuck in a thick patch of snow that had collected on the road. The girls were able to get the car most of the way unstuck, but not QUITE clear. Searching for something to give the car enough traction, they used the only thing they could find: the ashes of their recently deceased uncle, which were still in an urn in the car's trunk. and that's how i was taught to carry a bag of kitty litter in the trunk during the winter!
the pukes of hazard
being that it was a made-for-TV movie, they had to settle for morally ambiguous golemancy instead
did you hear about pluto? that's messed up, right?
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Sauce at Taco Bell Afterwards
my parents have a cat and corgi duo that pulls something like this. if nobody is around, the cat will sometimes jump up on the counter and toss food scraps from the compost tin down to his stubby lil buddy. he also once knocked a nest of baby robins out of a tree so that he and the corgi could nosh them down together (wahhhh... but also kind of morbidly cute). i like that cat, so i'm glad that when our dog overlords come to power they will probably spare him for his usefulness.
james gandolfini was robbed
i'm pretty sure La Toya Jackson on The Apprentice was a more legit accountant than that
baby ocelot you are the best, but your zoo needs to learn how to choose music that isn't oddly tense!
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i guess what i'm trying to say is elizabeth olsen i love you, love is forever fan love you
i'm quite pleased, but also... i don't know why elizabeth olsen hasn't been a shoe-in two years running :(
i feel like Mr Guinea Pig Watches The Rain could be the title of a perfectly viable Charlie Kaufman project
"I don't have your money. It's in Tom's startup... and Fred's startup."
all that power has gone to his ass, which was only able to sate itself by swallowing his head