I like how sometimes the words appear next to him in an unconventional order, like "doomed to failure" instead being "failure to doomed."
Actually, I like this whole thing. I am a fan of this video.
I'm looking to the sequel, The Sunrise Limited, which will come out nine years from now and follow Samuel L. Jackson and Tommy Lee Jones through a romantic afternoon in Paris.
#linklatergum?
"Apparently, the highest compliment our culture grants artists nowadays is to be in an ad — ideally, naked and purring on the hood of a new car. I have adamantly and repeatedly refused this dubious honor."
--Tom Waits
(ABQTW.)
The main thing I took away from this video is that I want watermelon. If it's sliced by a saber-wielding man in a dress shirt and tie with a hilarious mustache, so much the better.
Why is the interviewtographer telling Ricky all of his sexual fantasies, also?
"Your twelve-year-old friend is biting the heads off of live frogs, and then you move closer to him, and you stroke his hair--and you're twelve, too, so it isn't weird--and his lips part..." --This guy
I cordially invite everyone to join me in the Great Seth Rogen Embargo. Make 2011 the year you stop seeing his movies. The world is ending next year, so you'll probably only miss two or three anyway.
You guys, he is NOT WHITE. He is a GINGER and PROUD OF IT.
White people might not have meant it, but they really fucked some shit up (when they made fun of gingers). (Oh, and the slavery thing, too. But mostly the stuff with gingers.)
His whole schtick was gross. I did not enjoy him leering at any of the five women, age aside.
"Their hotness is more important than their talent." --Robert Downey, Jr., Paul Giamatti, Hollywood in general
We all agree that ShipShape is 1000% less creepy than Banana_Boat, who wants to engage in some old-fashioned courtship with someone young enough to be his granddaughter, right? We are all on the same page here?
Remember when Brad dressed up like this?
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Classic prank, Brad.
On the next Top Chef, they travel to Staten Island, which, in Padma's words, "barely feels like another country!"
Gail has been to plenty of parties on Staten Island.
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A totally understandable reaction to hearing her speak.
"You know what it's like when people are mean to you on the Internet or in the news? You know how it feels like your lungs are getting flooded with Zyklon B? Yeah, just like that."
"The passing from personal responsibility and guilt to a collective guilt remind me of the more shameful aspects of antisemitism."
Oh wait, that was a real quotation.
After this comment, I'm cutting myself off. ("Finally!" -Everyone) But, really quickly, I just want to ask: is there some way to get the Christian right to stop invoking the symbols of terrible violence against Jews--like BLOOD LIBEL--as metaphors for the bruising of their egos? Let's just brainstorm. Let's just throw some ideas out there.
Okay, apologies if I'm getting the quotations wrong through my haze of anger, but:
"It is in the hour when our values are challenged that we must resolve to protect them."
Uh, really? It almost feels too easy to--
"Recall how the events of 9/11 challenged our values, and we had to fight the tendency to trade our freedoms for perceived security."
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE
It was more than just symbolic to have our Constitution read on the floor of Congress. It was instrumental to the education of Sarah Palin, who had never read or heard it before.
So, we've had 2 Girls, 1 Cup reaction videos. We've had Salsa Dog reaction videos. I want to see a reaction video of Sarah Palin watching The Wire. I'd like to see that special mix of resentment and determined obtuseness as she insists to herself that crime and violence and everything bad are isolated acts for which individuals are wholly responsible. "Don't blame society! Whatever you do!"
Fucking blame society.
Discussion topics:
1. What body part is this adorning?
2. Was it done in ball-point pen? In prison?
3. Was the artist a child?
4. Is the tattooed person a child?
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