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So Katie Holmes is relevant again? Oh boy. http://i38.tinypic.com/2ufgbxg.jpg
+8 | 8/10/10 2:20 PM
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Even with eyes made of guacamole, Facetaco could see this was the end of the life he enjoyed so much. "Wow, three types of cheese!" said the little girl in awe as Keanu offered part of his lunch to her. "That is swanky!" "It's all yours," said Keanu, "if I can have some of your Go-Gurt..."
+19 | 7/29/10 11:49 AM
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Yikes! Actually it wouldn't be TOO terrible if that necklace did get lost at the bottom of the ocean...
+18 | 7/28/10 4:02 PM
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"Jack, can you draw me wearing this? Wearing ONLY this?" http://i27.tinypic.com/eanio9.jpg
+93 | 7/28/10 3:59 PM
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Also, I figured out a quick and easy solution to stop people from getting eaten/licked by the toilet monster. http://i26.tinypic.com/714c4j.jpg You're welcome!
+26 | 7/20/10 11:58 AM
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To be fair, it's not the toilet that's evil, it's the poop-covered girl that lives INSIDE the toilet! Just wanted to be clear.
+11 | 7/20/10 11:52 AM
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I agree. While she said a bunch of stupid stuff, we have to realize she is just a child. People who are able to order Craiglists hookers to her home address are TOO OLD to be bullying.
+71 | 7/16/10 2:07 PM
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Umbrella holding is a coveted position facetaco! This umbrella holder went to Harvard! http://i27.tinypic.com/wk1ki9.jpg Jennifer Aniston's umbrella holder! That person must cry everyday... tears of joy, of course!
+33 | 7/16/10 1:48 PM
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Daria is great. With all those episodes of The Hills that have melted our eyeballs, I think MTV owes us new Daria episodes for compensation.
+11 | 7/14/10 2:45 PM
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The way he stares you down at the end of the video is not only intimidating, but also strangely arousing... http://i25.tinypic.com/302rrlk.png That key must unlock my heart! You win Old Spice!
+49 | 7/14/10 12:35 PM
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Really? That sounds more like something Roman Polanski would have in his wallet (gross, and sorry!)
+38 | 7/13/10 10:44 AM
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Another reason to hate Mondays. This guy knows what I'm talking about: http://i31.tinypic.com/14kfd3a.jpg
+51 | 7/12/10 9:43 AM
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I actually kind of envy the two Black Eyed Peas members that no one knows. I mean, sure, they have to live with the reputation of being "pointless accessories" in an already stupid music group, but it looks like they don't have to do anything. All they have to do is show up, and scoop up the leftover money that will.i.am, and Fergie don't take for themselves, which is probably still in the millions, or at least thousands! It's basically like getting free money! I got a feeling (of jealousy).
+23 | 7/2/10 12:32 PM
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"What do you mean you don't like my proposal?!" http://i48.tinypic.com/ab1e.jpg
+17 | 7/2/10 11:41 AM
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Why didn't they add the John Deere lawn mower in the upgrade? It really is the ultimate accessory.
+8 | 7/2/10 11:40 AM
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Isn't that the adorable little boy from The Road? He was good in that! I would call him the male Dakota Fanning or something, but I wouldn't want to insult him, so I'll just say I'm happy he's getting a starring role! Also, using "From the Director of Cloverfield" to sell a movie is the equivalent of saying "From the mind of Diablo Cody." It just doesn't work.
+7 | 7/1/10 1:16 PM
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This commercial really appeals to me. I mean, who doesn't want to be told they're beautiful in cake form? No one, that's who!
+28 | 6/30/10 1:03 PM
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But it's so noisy! How is Spider-Man supposed to sneak up on his enemies when the noise will give away his location!??!
+2 | 6/30/10 12:58 PM
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"This is gross, and i shouldn't be watching this, but I'm going to watch it again and again until I can come up with a clever enough caption." - me
+19 | 6/29/10 5:58 PM
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Well, that's a relief! It's nice to know there's a place on the internet where I can leave my thong behind.
+24 | 6/29/10 2:35 PM
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