Burning police cars never look great, ESPECIALLY in a Michael Bay film.
But seriously, I agree Asa, scariest weekend ever. Oh well, at least Bell Canada got some ideas for their new ad campaign:
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Even if you're not a Harry Potter fan, this movie looks good enough to see anyways. What else are you gonna see in November? Grown-Ups 2, or something? Gross!
Oh jeez, not only did they make another one of these movies, but they added Jessica Alba to the cast!
"I know, I know, I'm terrible, but I can't stop!" - Hollywood
I'm worried about her too Gabe! Let's just hope she can return back to the level of accolades and fame she once had with Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, and her cameo on What I Like About You (Starring the now-retired, veteran actress Amanda Bynes).
Well, now that you mention it, I swear I recently read an article that said the Green Hornet movie execs were so unimpressed with the final result, that they added 3D effects in post-production. I guess that didn't help make the movie better (surprise!).
I don't know, usually when a gossip blogger addresses their audience, I judge the video based on how many hilarious screen caps I can get from it. I couldn't find anything in this video that could top this:
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Learn from the best Perez! Tila is totally winning (losing)!
(Also, I will never get tired of posting this picture).
I've never been paintballing, but whenever I think of paintball, I always think of that Daria episode where they go on a school paintball trip. So to answer your question Gabe, all the nerds were probably at home comparing real life paintball to cartoons featuring paintballing. That's why you didn't see any on your trip!
I'm perfectly fine with this show coming back for the summer. I agree, it's cheesy, and you hate all the characters, but you just can't stop watching! As long as they put a hold on the human heart quiches, and the sacrificial statues made of meat, I think this season will be pretty good.
OMG! I've never made it into Monster's Ball before! I'd like to thank the monster academy, my agent who always believed in me, and you monsters so very much! Definitely going to drive home in my half-car, and celebrate this achievement! Yay!
I know this is random, but the way Jon Gosselin is holding his stomach in that photo makes me think he is saying "get in my belly!" and if he really is stoned, then I'm probably right.
With a special reinterpretation of their "hit" song "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor," now titled "Let the Bodies Get to Shore."
Also, having the word "drowning" in their name is highly appropriate.
Probably, but I can't pass up an opportunity to make a Yogi Bear joke.
Oh, and by the way, they are making a Yogi Bear movie starring Justin Timberlake. Just throwing that out there...
Fine, she may be my girlfriend, but not for long! I've been trying to break up with her for a while, but every time I say "we need to talk," she mutters a bunch of rhymes, then hitches on her clip-on frames, and takes off to her favorite Sushi restaurant to write more songs.
I would stop her, but can you stop a bird from soaring? I don't think so.
I don't know if I'm the target audience for these award show. I mean, is this supposed to represent that girls think about love with their private parts, because The Ugly Truth taught me that only guys do that.
Wait... Did I just reference The Ugly Truth? I AM THE TARGET AUDIENCE AFTERALL!
Speaking of pretty actresses, Emily Blunt is in this too! I would assume this movie's audience would be for people who enjoy looking at pretty actresses all day, but then they would have cast Bradly Cooper as Gulliver instead.
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