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There, but for the grace of God, goes your mom
Also: Crowd surfing bed bug! http://i.imgur.com/1SJIs.png
I ran into Ann Coulter at JFK once. She was the nicest anyone has ever been to me at an airport. Also, she had the hands of an 80 year old woman.
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I guess the Cain Train stops in Lexington, Kentucky. Deputy Art Mullen, noooooo!
That video really takes me back. To 2005. When my roommate spent a week painting out Crazy Frog's genitals.
Well shit. This: http://i.imgur.com/P9TUV.jpg
The Office (UK) is one of the greatest television shows of all time and I enjoyed Extras. But he's totally insufferable now. It sunk in for me when I watched his horrible episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I don't know what happened to the man but I wish it could be undone. I'm not getting rid of his record though: http://p.twimg.com/AcEjY46CAAAy84X.jpg
Things that make you go http://p.twimg.com/AbawkmDCIAASIHQ.jpg
Did everyone go online and purchase driving gloves immediately after seeing this movie? That wasn't just me, right?
Netflix wants out of the DVD business. It requires more cost and labor to deliver and it's perceived as "old." They can't just close it because their DVD customer base is the only thing that made their streaming arm possible. So, they pick an intentionally horrible name that evokes deceased brands of the past, split the services into separate companies (including separate queues!), and make one substantially more expensive than the other. Basically, a "fuck you?" instead of a "FUCK YOU!" Sorry to get all http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EGSazw5zL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
Make at once if original — if unoriginal make all the same.
I like the trailer roundups but they don't seem to generate much discussion. Also, I edit trailers for a living so it's fair to say I'm biased.
Happy Friday! Pizza party at my place, anyone? http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lntb2rJIiq1qb5gkjo1_500.gif
I feel this way about people who go crazy for hot dog places. The line between a terrible hot dog and an okay one and an amazing is the exact same line.
Is Dwayne Johnson in any of these films? http://i.imgur.com/H4s5l.jpg
Impressive, useless and utterly hypnotic.
I've never made Monsters' Ball before and I'll be very honest: I squealed with delight. Also, to Hugh, wherever you are: http://i.imgur.com/nx6fx.gif
I've kept a copy of the sketch as a warning to myself not to be stupid: http://i54.tinypic.com/9ljspv.jpg
Years ago, after too much drinking, some friends and I had an idea. We would all get tattoos but each one of us got to choose the tattoo of another. My friend decided I should get the image of "a tired man eating pancakes" on my arm. We walked to a tattoo parlor and they immediately asked us to leave. I still have no tattoos and think I'll keep it that way.
My lack of commenting (not that I was ever a solid member of the Vgum crew but I commented at least once a day) is due to the fact that I just got hella busy at work and it hasn't stopped. I have more downtime later in the day but, being in CA, most of the Monster action has already occurred.
If everything in that video is "glamorous," then all the things my aunt found in her Fodor's guide really are "off the beaten path."
Natalie>Tootie #NotIntendedAsAFactsOfLifeStatement
Tax cuts for the wealthy create jobs. #notintendedtobeafactualstatement
There are only two kinds of people who wear sunglasses indoors: blind people and Marcels.
Invisalign: For people ugly on the inside (of their mouths)!
My favorite actor in my favorite movie: http://imagecache6.allposters.com/LRG/27/2769/QGXTD00Z.jpg and #2 http://slyoyster.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/jackie-chan.jpg
Make a sequel to Grown Ups, I love it! *GREENLIT*
Pandas be listening to my man Rudy: http://i56.tinypic.com/5klkeq.gif
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This a real (porn) movie and it is really gross.
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldjk2jDj1f1qzx54go1_r2_500.jpg
If you buy it, I will chew.