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What do I think? I think you should start watching Archer, because it's a really great show and then you could include it with a throw-away line too! Then we could have a jump-off point to talk about it. I also think you should start recapping "Ink Master", but that's a different discussion altogether.
I've never gotten why people think they need a lowest rated for an EGOT. It's not like to get a full EGOT you have to win a Razzie, right? That would make it a REGOT. Or a TEGOR. Or OGRET. You get it.
Haha, great prank, Josh Hutcherson! You did it!
He did try to prank the Rock, but the Rock could smell what he was cookin'
Now if THIS scene was in "Somewhere' I would have loved that movie. Plus Peter Dinklage would have done a much better job at pretending to be a huge movie star than Stephen Dorff, who did a good job of looking like a gas station attendent.
But he forgot to nomaite Hanna for the best part, which was the amazing score by the chemical Brothers. Those fight scenes with the blasting music? SO GOOD! Also, good call on the guy who played Hemmingway. Would have loved to see more award love for Attack the Block, but whadda ya gonna do?
I'm glad they had the clip of Charlize Theron in this episode, because last week I forgot to say "Watch the Theron" and now it's relevant again. So that's a thing. Was not a fan of both challenges, the first was a little too restricted -make anything with shrimp, corn and fettucini- although I was glad that Sarah and Lindsey got their ass kicked by Grayson and Chris. Also very classy of Sarah to say she thought their dish was better. Really? You just lost and are claiming your dish was better than another dish you didn't even taste? Just go home already. The elimination challenge, on the other hand, was so poorly explained. Sure, make it healthier. In what way, less fat, less calories, less sodium, more fiber and how does that compare to better taste? Chris tried to make it too healthy and got kicked out because of it. Last thing: next week looks to be terrible. Pee-Wee? Really? And a bike race? Ugh.
You could actually make a great award ceremony based on the Academy snubs. I didn't see every movie that people are claiming should be in, I would just like to add Hanna for best original score and Attack the Block for score, editing and visual effects at least.
Plus no Shame, no 50/50 (which had a much better chance than Bridesmaids and personally I felt was a better movie), The Ides of March got much too little, given what movies/performances were given nods, same for Drive. And no Patton Oswal!
At least now Bret McKenzie from Flight of the Conchords will have an Oscar.
I tried to click on that Beverly poll, because I'm an idiot. I am kind of sad to see her go, because at least she seemed like a nice person who enjoyed cooking. Meanwhile, Sarah who is the worst cheftestant since Heather is still in it, even though she made basically the same thing as last week (risotto with cheese in it, look it up). She is only there to survive as long as possible, not to try to be the best chef. Still, rather Beverly than Grayson. Also, I guess it's really Paul's to lose now, as he seems to be consistently on top. OT: Did anyone catch Ink Master? That show was crazaming, from Dave Navarro claiming he was a good judge because he has a lot of tattoos, the weird porn nicknames the contestants have, the vague criteria for winning or losing and the fact they called the people they tattooed 'human canvasses'? Must see TV.
Wait, James franco has been cast in the movie about The Game? Why haven't we talked about this? You guys, please talk about this, because that is so insane? WHY HAVEN'T WE TALKED ABOUT THIS?
"Really Timothy? You're using such an inconsistent rhyme scene, not to mention that parameter being all out of whack. And kitano instead of katana? Do your research, dude!" - Chris Gethard, King of Authors
Eating human meat is fine, the problem is afterwards you turn into a wendigo.
The Only Way Is Essex is the English equivelant of The Hills, where they just film people who already know each other. Upon further research (because I am a garbage person) there were also plans for things called Party Down South, which I might have heard of and Jewish American Princesses Living in Long Island. No further questions, your honor.
They sleep on their traps. If you don't know what that means: good for you.
Oh man, this made me so nostalgic for that time in our lives where every week they were announcing racist "Jersey Shore" rip-offs. Wicked Summah, K-Town, Brighton Beach (the one with the Russians), there was a Persian one maybe for Lifetime by Ryan Seascrest? Not to mention the Canadian stereotype mash-up Lake Shore. Those were the days.... Also, I really miss this: http://www.mobfd.biz/2011/05/31/taking-one-for-the-t-v-geordie-shore-s01e01/ . It's coming back, but i stopped caring like two episodes in.
Goddamnit, I am just listeing to the How Was Your Week? with Gabe Liedman - where they give a shout out to Videogum! - and saw Jenny Slate on Rock Center and now I hate it EVEN MORE that I'm out of continent for the show! All those people are so amahzing!
Infection= havings periods, becomes a flesh-eating zombie= becomes a woman. So it's like Little red Riding Hood, but with zombies. And without werewolves.
Oh silly Brian Williams, Marcel is a shell, not a rock!
I did like the League, but I'm strting to dislike Taco's wacky ideas as a subplot. That being said, the guys just hanging out and bantering is always terrific. Elisa Dushku was pretty funny, TJ Miller was underused. Still really liked this one as it did aptly lay out the group dynamics. Community did nail Glee pretty good and there were some great songs, but I have to give it to Parks & Rec. The gifts from Leslie were the best gifts ever, plus Jean-Ralphio, the return of Dennis Feinstein and PCP? Yes, P&R, yes.
At first I was going with Cup O'Noodles Robot, but then I saw that the self-recognising robot said "woah". The ability to copy Keanu reeves is what I really look for in a robot.
That reminds me, has anyone here seen American Juggalo? It's a ridiculously beautifully shot look at the Gathering and Juggalo culture, go and watch it.
That sealed the deal for me. I've ordered the book, should be mine within the week 4 tha holidays. Because why shouldn't use European men be aware how these American women want to charm us into something we don't want to do?
Oh shit, it's Daniel from Millionaire Matchmaker and the subsequent How Was Your Week? (the episode with Gabe. Great one, go listen if you haven't.)! You guys, between this guy and Ken Jennings, we get a lot of famosities on the site lately. Do you know Donald Trump?
Community was great, it's in my top five favorite episodes. lthough I disliked how blatently they were going for Heart of Darkness, even spelling it out, they really knocked it out of they park. I've mentioned before the more bizarre the premises get, the better Community is and this was no exception. They gave the characters so much to work with. Crazy Dean, Jeff as the Dean, Chang as Jeff as the Dean, sassy Shirley, young star Leonard, documentarian Abed, Luis Guzman... amahzing. And if you imagine what Leonard tried to say about television was Harmon's vision on NBC it's even better than that. Also Skyrim, wish I could trust myself with that game but I know if I got it I would never get anything done.
Yikes, who's her father, George Clooney?
Jack & Jill could be a fun movie, if you imagine that Jill is not Jack's sister, but a figment caused by his sexual repression #repostedfromtwitter #shamelessplug #tweetatmebro
Wait, is Kelly just Gabe with a wig? Does anyone know if Kelly tilts her head a lot?
I have to agree with what what said in a lot of review that the first half was mostly so-so returning sketches, Secret Word was meh, the cold open about Rick Perry forgetting stuff dragged on, Herb Welch sketch was only good because of Hader, that Digital short had way too many joke premises crammed in there. I still don't get the Paris thing, at first I was like "why are they doing a sketch based on tektonik, is that just now a thing like parcours?". Is the joke that the French are Weird? Then, all of a sudden, BAM! That second half, all winners. Bridal shower was great, but those last two were just such great premised that they nailed. Only thing I wished is that we got a shot of Andrew Garfield crying to Adele. Way to use up a cameo, SNL!
Congrats to you and thenarrator and let me be the first to say: don't put baby in the corner! Seriously, just give him/her a room.
The Dean making Jeff wear a matching outfit was just adding injury to injury
You could in the '90s, that's what eventually caused the current housing crisis.
Put a diamond on it is our generation's put a bird on it.
I'd say those crazy print-tuxedoes ruin the sanctity of marriage, you know what I'm saying?
No. I have said this before and Top Chef Just Desserts is like Top chef, but sweeter and pinker and unicornier and crazier. Except this year they tried to have less personalities and better chefs. Don't get me wrong, I loved me some Katzi and Orlando, but they were no Morgan or Seth or Zac or Danielle. It made for beter desserts, not so much better television. They didn't even do a relay race. How could they not do that!? Don't they know everyone loves the relay race? Plus the crazy all came much too early in the season, save it for the end stupid producers! That being said, the quality of reality shows lies in both the concept of the show and its contestants and from what I've seen so far this could be an interesting season of Top Chef, more so than last season of Just Desserts.
Hell yeah there is something worng with this poster, where are the sunglasses?!
She also *spoiler alert* had a cameo in X-Men: First Class, in which the main villain was played by Kevin Bacon. How many steps was that?
Of course fish jump into your arms, it is the THE BEST bait in the world...
I just noticed that not only does Jayden have his name and image printed on the inside of his jacket, he is also wearing a studded bow-tie. What a baller.Great parenting.