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Yeah, I am bleeding internally because I Hearted the living SHIT out of this movie when I was like, 10. The DigiUnderground cameo made me xxxxtra lose my SHIT, and hopefully now I am Opposite-10-yr-old-Me. I see that's it's playing on cable from time to time, and I'm like, "No. Not today. Hearting "The Sandlot", one thing. This fuckin' movie, another."
I draw penises in red ink instead of marking x's when I grade. Trying REAL HARD to get fired, but the students just find it amusing.
This begs for a "Relax, technojeremy" (for the old-schoolers) but with techno-Kevin Smith instead, obviously (yes user "Noam Noam Noam" already did it below Great Job!BTW). And speaking of OBVY, I haven't been around lately because I got this like, "real job" where I have to work 40 HOURS A WEEK and HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS DO THAT, CHRIST. It sucks. Also the new site layout is blowing my mind. I accidentally brought up the videogum webpage site in front of my new boss yesterday when I was trying to demonstrate some shit on my laptop, so I can't say anything anymore under "Angelaaaa". Forced-change of avatar/username, I'm going back to "chipmunkfart". SARS was so 2000's, anyway.
SIGH *puts on robe* *goes to the liquor store* *see you guys in the chat room tonight, and @inglorious don't be making up new rules like "drink each time @inglorious says to! You owe my liver an apology after the Golden Globes*
According to the Official Rules, we drink now because you thanked God and/or your spouse for something anything
Meryl may have been a little drunksies, but keyboard cat wouldn't DARE
Nuts in the sense that he swore he wasn't going to spastically tweet the Golden Globes and he most definitely is, but I guess he was just moved to action. Also, I forget where the VG chatroom is and is shit getting real over there? I know a lot of Monsters are live-blogging via Twitter...
I'm RSVP'ing and it's not like the time I RSVP'd to the VG Pizza Party and didn't show and you guys ordered all that extra pizza for me and I never formally apologized but I'm just a girl, standing in front of a website, asking it to love her.
I first read "Everything returns to silt" as "Everything returns to shit".
luvin' your fax machine! Photobucket
When referring to her students, I love that she said "at least they'll know their teacher is human." Waitaminute, WHERE is my snark and can Chandler Bing and I BE more boring? My kitty died peacefully in my arms last night. Misanthropy to resume shortly. For now, MLISP
"after the jump"
Thanks, both of you butternuts. Just got off da phone w/@GodSauce while he was grocery shopping and he stopped in the aisle to let my cry lol. MLIVG
Dude, psycho as this sounds, Werttrew should be on here for creating the Twitter Monster list. My cat is literally sitting on my lap, dying tonight or tomorrow from cancer, and I've had like 4235432 jillion condolence msgs on twitter or FB SOLELY FROM VG MONSTERS. I've talked to several of you on the phone (what? jk? (not kidding)) and I've never even met you guys IRL. FUCK MY FAMILY YOU GUYS ARE MY FAMILY (sorry, been drinking since I got the prognosis but you guys are like, there for me! And it's weird! And cool!)
You know how you get numb to your favorite pr0n after seeing it too many times? I try to keep my viewing of this pic to once a week, so STOP. (or don't, tough times, they come a'knockin', and it's the HOLIDAYZ! I'll allow it and I'll also brb if you know what I mean)
One can only hope... (or know. What I'm getting for xmas this year. HINT: IT'S A FUCKING LEOPARD-PRINT NECKY)
My pug drank an entire cup of Bailey's I accidentally left on the night stand last week (no lie.) I found her wandering the streets in my leopard-print Snuggie (MY PARENTS BOUGHT IT FOR ME BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE THINGS THAT I LIKE.) Srsly, pug was trashed, had to get her an IV flush SO that was a $152 cup of Bailey's. I wonder how much we can call the cost of that beer, considering the news crew, cops, his future embarrassment...
This was basically my reaction when I realized I couldn't make the VG Pizza Party.