Had I the inclination, I would've made a graph representing the decline of human intelligence and the assent of bears' over the passage of time. In the not too distant future, where the lines crossed, there would be an asterisk with a footnote that read: point in time when the aliens descend to earth, strike a bargain with the bears, and the humans stop laughing.
(HOWEVER, ALL OF THAT SAID, Michaela Watkins's portrayal is completely accurate if you change "blogger" to "YouTube commenter".)
Or if she had delivered it via IMversation.
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