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I don't know if I'd say atheists need to fight for equal rights, but there are still a lot of people who will react to "I'm an atheist" as if you said "I rape baby bunnies to death". I've had hateful, hurtful, ignorant things said to me by people who liked me just fine before they knew.
The Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis musical
Look at you with the formatting! Fancy.
Not to make light of what I'm sure is a painful situation for two real life humans, but I'm a little bit glad that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are divorcing because I think that should lessen the amount of pictures of Marc Anthony in magazines that I might look at while getting my hair cut or waiting at doctor's offices. He's ghoulish-looking and he scares me. Whenever I saw those pictures I wanted to yell at J.Lo* to run away. *I can't do a nickname with my name this way or it would be P.War and that's gross :( If my bf and I get married and I change it it would be P.Ham, still gross :(
Parents just don't understand http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/rusty_photo/videogum%20stuff/parents-just-dont-understand.jpg
Did anyone else notice all the nearly upskirt shots in the Glee trailer? Jack & Jill. Ugh. All my ughs to this. Not that EVERY SINGLE THING about this trailer wasn't the worst*, but what was with the pony's legs breaking? Are they implying that Jill is so fat it crushed it? Because while she's no Gwyneth Paltrow (except in horribleness), she's not big enough to crush a pony's legs. Since he seems to be going for an Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence thing I don't see why he didn't just spring for the fat suit. Also from what I hear they're supposed to be identical twins? But identical twins are never different genders because identical. "I am surprised an Adam Sandler 'comedy' movie made such a basic scientific mistake!" - Dr. Antisocialite the genius. *PS Gabe, is it too early to nominate this for WMOAT?
I didn't realize it was playing another trailer first, so for too many seconds I was like "This is a children's movie? Does Martin Scorsese hate children?"
Did she ask you to wear one of those hats suring sex? Because that would be awesome.
I agree, I think Sarah Rue is and always was very cute. Even at the biggest I saw her she was a nice shape, too.
He looks weird now. There are some people who are just supposed to be fat, and you can tell because when they lose weight their faces look odd and deflated (see: Jones, Star [if you can stand to look at her now that her eyes are 80% of her skinny face!]) I know a lot of people have joked "How's he going to be funny now?" but that's related to something I was thinking about this. He got cast as the funny fat guy before. Now he's not fat, but he's not good-looking enough to get leading man parts. Also, his face is kind of weird looking now and he doesn't look young enough to play a dweeby teenager anymore. I thought something similar about Sarah Rue when I saw her Jenny Craig (or Weight Watchers? I don't care) commercials. She always played characters who were the sassy chubby girl, or the chubby girl who is still cute (despite the horrible disfigurement/disability of having any excess weight that is not concentrated solely in the boobs). Now that she's lost weight she doesn't work for those roles anymore, and while she's still very cute she's not so amazingly gorgeous that she isn't going to have trouble competing with all the other not-fat actresses out there.
When my boyfriend got home last night he had this magazine with him. I said something about seeing these pictures everywhere today and he was like "Wait, who is doing what with spanking?" in a way that I realized he hadn't even known about these pictures before he bought it, because he's not a good actor (pretty sure he bought it for Mila Kunis). It's fine for my bf to look at pictures of sexy ladies but 1) I would rather not know the particular pictures of the particular ladies he looks at 2) I feel uncomfortable with the fact that there's no way for me to make things even. I mean, so many normal guy magazines have pictures like this, but no lady magazines that you can pick up at the checkout have anything comparable. There's PlayGirl but that's so unappealing plus it's a "dirty" magazine, so buying it isn't the same as just picking up a GQ or Maxim that's sold with all the other magazines. The only other magazine I've seen with scantily clad men is Men's Health but that's for men too, not women. Other than that there's Tiger Beat and whatnot, but those boys are gross and young and if you buy it Chris Hanson invites you over for iced tea. I think things like this wouldn't rub me the wrong way so much if it wasn't so one-sided. I guess I could say "I don't want anyone to be objectified" but 1) That's not going to happen 2) Sometimes I like to look at people being a little bit objectified, so instead what I'm saying is that I want equal opportunity objectification. Even commercials for things not at all related to sexy women or boobs are full of sexy women and boobs. I am confronted with this everywhere I go. It gets discouraging sometimes. I would like to be distracted from my discouragement by even a fraction as many commercials with hot dudes rubbing products on their chests or something. For equality. tl;dr: Please to counter-balance all the objectified sexy women fauxgay with some sexy man objectification to make me happy, society. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/rusty_photo/videogum%20stuff/Capture-1.jpg
Or you could get a monocle and orange moustache tattooed on your face, just something to consider!
That's what I kept looking at! I'm just going to assume that the seven civilians were killed when Kathie Lee spilled her beer hat on them.
I thought you were supposed to use your own body measurements for those rather than the measurements of your clothing?
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Sure the transport's free, but is benzlogo going to wash the paint off my tires?
Do you free transport to Pizza Hut? Because this guy needs a bigger dress.
Wow, Emo Phillips looks terrible you guys.
That doesn't exclusively describe boob-holsters though, just the general breastal area of a garment. Boob holsters refers to the specific spaces for boobs. Like a bikini top but attached to a non-bikini garment such as a tank top or sundress.
When I first heard it was a movie about "gay cowboys" I assumed they meant it took place in Wild West days and I thought it sounded very interesting. When I realized it was supposed to be the 1960s, and the boring kind of cowboys, I was disappointed.
I don't have a phobia of diesel trucks, but I do think they're very intimidating so good luck with your exposure therapy! Will your final step be going to a monstertruck show? Because that sounds like it would be a good one.
It should be! It's probably more descriptive than whatever the actual term is. I don't know the actual term though, that's why I always call that part the boob holster.
I agree with the laundry day thing, because that does not fit him. The boob holster is way too high. It doesn't look comfortable, which is pretty much the primary purpose of sundresses.
Did you run out there to put out your garbage or do you just like to watch the truck?
*expensive Damnit, so close!
What kind of character actor-emblazoned clothing do you sell? Because I've been wanting a Brad Dourif poncho for the longest but everywhere else they're so exensive, and don't even get me started on the transport!
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I've been playing lying down game like every night for 25 years.
This is the cutest gif! I love the dramatic pause (dramatic paws?) and the look at the camera at the end, that is the best.
Also she used to be BFFs with Jigsaw
I actually think this is pretty hilarious of him. I've never had any particular interest in anything Jake Gyllenhaal has done before and I actually never saw all of Brokeback Mountain, but this is just funny. I think more stars should do this. I'd be so excited to see Peter Weller wearing a Robocop tshirt (or a Naked Lunch tshirt but Robocop tshirts are probably more readily available), and who here would not love to see Steve Buscemi wearing that Steve Buscemi dress? Uberstellar knows what I'm talking about!
Oh man, just *reading* that melted my heart a little bit! I love when kids nod knowingly So cute.
Maybe a little weird, but not in a bad way. I like it because my brain reads it excitedly, like "Zoooo-eeeyyy, I'm so happy to see you!"
I'll let you know after this weekend, Gobblegirl! [I'm implying that I am going to use these moves. Background for this comment: I am a twenty-something lady.]
OMG, uberstellar! I definitely wanted all the makeout action with Steve Buscemi when I was in junior high! I wish we had been friends then, because we could have made a Steve Buscemi scrapbook and had slumber parties where we paused Fargo in just the right part of the scene after he had sex with that hooker to try to catch a glimpse of nudity (not that I did that repeatedly). Instead I was stuck with friends who were like "Justin Timberlake is my favorite member of N'SYNC, who's yours?!"
I will never stop looking at this! Thank you/damn you, That One.
Oh god yes. When I was a kid my best friend and I taped a "radio show" over old cassettes (hahaha I am so old I could cry) and thought we were so hilarious and brilliant and talented at British accents. I'm cringing hard just thinking about it and I don't even remember most of the actual content.
I didn't notice it at first, but you're right. Super light blue eyes surrounded by thick dark eyebrows that look super serious and thin, straight little lips.