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Seventh inning stretch Samurai
why I otter give you a big hug. #thank
Hermione's patronous #dontjudgeme
Luke I am your nizzle - (dad your so white!)
'Man, even the guy in the wheelchair is getting some?' ~...cause in high school I was unpopular and scared of girls.
Nothing says down home American country music like Wes Anderson movies, naming your daughter Apple and being married to a British man.
"I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her violently."
Did you guys know Gweneth Paltrow could sing?...she really wants you to know she can sing.
If there was any justice in the world Toy Story 3 would win Best Picture...at the very least it should win SOMETHING for making Tim Allen relevant in 2010.
About how Friday Night Lights defines real life?
As a mostly pro-life democrat who still thinks the abortion debate is complicated after watching this video I must say redefining rape to 'forcible rape' feels a bit like the people trying to get this to pass are committing intellectual rape on everyone who even slightly disagrees with their view. Its a complicated issue that people on both sides really feel strongly about to the point where reason is almost always thrown out the window in the form of pictures of dead babies and/or bumper stickers. Also it forced Principle Tami Taylor to resign which was sad cause she really cared for those students at Dillon even if JD McCoy is such a douche!...I digress
I liked the Chevy old people who can't hear the commercial one, cause I love old people in general. "42 wild Italians"
you mean 'superpowers' you stupid idiot?
Phenomenon: This guy has superpower?!....no wait, its just cancer.
Fatal Attraction: Michael Douglas has late 80's/early 90's sex scene with co-star (see also, every other Michael Douglas movie ever).
Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist: Teenagers are so stupid, especially when their favorite band is "get fluffy"...also, fingering.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop - Farts, farts, farts!!!
"I don't think those birds dying is a sign of the End Times. But also something about pagan oracles?...and my friend died yesterday?" -- Kirk
Can you do Elizabethtown again? Because killing that movie twice wouldn't be enough.
For your consideration next Christmas hunt: Just Friends (Amy Smart, Ryan Reynolds, Chris Kline) The worst cast in the worst Christmas movie about the worst people ever. The moral of the story is fat people will never get the girl. Seriously.
Between The King's Speech, The Fighter and the end of this movie review, happy endings sure are making a comeback and I'm all for it. I know happy endings aren't always the reality, but guess what, SOMETIMES they are....just not all the time or even a majority of the time. I guess what I'm trying to say is I loved When Harry Met Sally, when I watched it on tv this weekend?
Remember when Parks and Rec was the best show on television because of Ron Swanson and Andy, then NBC replaced it with racist trash?
Two of the most abnormally round thumblike heads in show business.
but seriously though, that reindeer punch made me laugh so hard.
I realize that Grimes is the worst in this movie, "passive-agressive", creepy, mildly sociopathic and any other insult is totally absolutely warrented...but can we also talk about Keira Knightley's character's reaction? Like, if one of my friends showed up to my house to weirdly tell my wife he was in love with her, I would hope my wife's reaction would be, "Um, great but I'm fucking married...to your best friend, remember asshole!" instead of RUNNING AFTER HIM AND KISSING HIM ON THE LIPS.
4 Christmas' is a given. But may I suggest, "Just Friends" starring Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart and Chris Kline. Literally the worst movie about the worst people in the world. Please avada kedavra that movie.
I would just like to point out that the Bing results for Daniel Radcliff and Emma Watson at the top of the thread all have to do with Emma Watson's nipples or Daniel Radcliff's penis....so there's that.
Zack and Miri Make a Popcorn-o
This is just one step closer to my life becoming Notting Hill.
Can we all agree that when movies have scenes with "wise" children who say very insightful things to grown ups about love and such it is ridiculous. Like, obviously kids are perfectly capable of being insightful in their simplicity when it comes to some things like bubbles and clouds and playing ect, but if the person I went to for advice in life was my 11 year-old sister, my life would be full of terrible advice. "What should I do about my relationship?" "I don't know, justin beiber?" Children are not tiny wise mature adults movies! they are children.
The only girl who would have made a worse robber than Hiccup Girl is Tourettes Girl who constantly yells the N-word.
speaking of vince vaughn, I was just thinking the other day, The Break Up starring him and Jennifer Aniston would be a great addition to THFTWMOAT next round. just a miserable movie.