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Also, this is the chance to finally produce a real-life version of that Geico Tiny House commercial. I still want Tiny House to exist. "See what happens when 7 strangers move into a house that was built TOO SMALL!"
Bad Girls Club moves in. They won't know what hit 'em - literally!
Can HGTV please pick up this show? Especially if they clone John Gidding x6 and he lives in each house? Hubba hubba! Meow! Woof! Mooo!
I'm going to avoid a jerky suggestion like, "Why Does Everyone Love This Show So Much, No Seriously, Why?"
The Wolverine and I My Fair Wolverine Wolverine Express (on roller skates!) Oh! Claw-cutta! (too old?) Wick-claw (Wolverine replaces Elphaba, obvs)
A "gaybie" is a gay couple's baby. Fun fact.
This is worse news than when I found out the "Tiny House" previews were really a Geico commercial! "There love was built to last, but their house was built TOO SMALL!"
My fave part of A.J. Clemente appearing on the Today show was when Matt let him do the outro segment and A.J. could barely read the teleprompter and didn't look into the correct camera. "Up... next, um, People's.... pick? ...for the...." Granted, it looks like they didn't prep him at all for that, but it really made him look like a buffoon.
My favorite part is this line "It’s there that the four players who have remained in the game the longest will ACTUALLY LIVE and continue to play..." (emphasis mine) because if you read it the right way, it implies that the other players will be killed. Hunger Games + Trivial Pursuit = ratings gold, baby!
I'll take that as a hint that you won't be up-voting me :-(
Uhhhh, not to be a jerk, but the real-life Simpsons opening segment came out 5-6 years ago. I have a fascinating dancing banana video for you with a song about peanut butter and jelly as well...
Wait, what is this even FROM? Why did Gawker need a shirtless pic like that?
The worst job would be a performing elephant, because apparently THEY SHOOT YOU IN TUPELO: http://www.today.com/pets/32k-reward-offered-circus-elephant-shooting-1C9322050 Debra Downer, reporting to work.
I'm really sorry, but Billy's intro to the Pink section was wayyyyy too long. It wasn't funny and just dragged on forever. The Pink/Meryl Streep game was great, but my fave is still Full of Shame/Never Their Name. I learned so much from it! Billy on the Street is still fantastic, but the opening to the Pink section was a snooze-fest.
I've stopped watching The Middle completely because of Patricia Heaton's awful tweet/beliefs, but feel like I'm not missing out on anything. Every episode was fine, but the exact same plotlines: 1) Family is poor and trying to make ends meet (haha, how ironic for a conservative star) 2) Mom wants to be a perfect family and things go terribly wrong. Hijinks ensue! WE GET IT - you're a poor family that can't get anything right!
You'll gag on the fishiness of it all when she sissies that walk. (Seriously though, they're just making up new vocab words to screw with us now, right?)
Shalom to that! Although he kind of just looks like a skinnier Mario Cantone? Also love how the Mayor of Atlanta has nothing better to do than appear in little boys' rap videos. Okay.
There was a gratuitous amount of people just falling into a big hole. I stand by my ruling!