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I remember when we had to wait until Sunday night for Bob Saget to provide us with the freshest FAILS. Times sure have changed.
Amanda Seyfried looks like the sexy fish from Fantasia. Apparently that's enough.
NOOOOO! I WAS TO BE NUMBER ONE! I am legitimately heartbroken :(
Ann should have known that potatoes have more potassium than bananas. No way Ron would be opposed to replacing his second T-bone with a baked potato the size of his head.
Maybe explaining to the kids why you need a trial separation can be American Horror Story themed?
Don Draper and Lindsay Weir! Two of the leads from my favorite shows! All they need to do is have a threeway with the institutional poverty of Baltimore and the fan service will be complete.
Stop being such a pineapple and go for it already.
Strongly disagree! Legislation is a skill and I'd prefer leaving it to the skilled people. Having new representatives come in every eight years to start over kills momentum or inevitability of good ideas and leaves the state (or in your scenario, the country) worse off. If there is an idea being supported by Republicans, that should be a hint that it leads to bad government.
Did you know Kleenex millionaire (lol) and very conservative Republican lawmaker Rep. James Sensenbrenner (WI) won $270,000 in various lotteries in a ten year period? This video is the opposite of that. http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-09-07-rep-lottery_N.htm
The photo file text is my favorite photo file text.
I didn't feel anything. :( He should stay in Florida! He is missing out on so many riches and prestiges!
I vote for evil client in The Good Wife. Would also accept him as a judge on Project Runway.
Best suggestion I've heard for next season: The premiere should just be an hour of Hank beating the shit out of Walt with Holly and Emo McGee looking on.
Total agreement, Steph. This man cracked Madigral but he needed it literally spelled out to him that his suddenly rich chemist brother-in-law could possibly be a drug manufacturer? Please.
Twenty-two seconds is an awfully long time to wait for a man on a tiny bike to fall over...
Just so we're clear, the GOP platform will call for the end of abortion with no exceptions for rape or incest (which, to be fair, is the logical conclusion to the illogical premise that abortion is killing a human life). So Akin is getting called out for stating the soon-to-be official position of the GOP but getting the biology wrong. But Republicans don't give a shit about biology since not understanding what a fetus is is why the GOP is opposed to abortion in the first place! Ah this is very frustrating.
Also arousing suspicion is having a truck break down in the middle of the tracks? If anyone were to ask then the kid would be a loose end. This is an easy fix. Kill Todd/Landry and put both bodies in that sweet underground water vat. Problems solved.
Logged in just to downvote. I was very proud of myself for being a big boy and not shrieking at the TV at the site of a tarantula. 18 hours later I get the attention of my entire office for almost falling out of my chair at a gif. Boo to you, sir. Boo to you.
Are you a general shoe enthusiast who is female or are you an enthusiast of shoes that are more likely to be worn by females? If the latter, you have stumbled into a whole brier patch of gender issues.
Ew. Cane's is the worst. Serving mayonnaise with fried chicken is an abomination. Popeye's. Always Popeye's.
Natalie Portman is so professional that she was in The Professional. Was Christian Bale in The Professional? No he was not. Team Natalie!
You should register your cat for an account with that DUMBO diet listserv.
I agree that the episode was a little too full of obvious call-backs. Just a quick Adam reference would have been fine. We didn't need that spelled out with god damn hanging puns. Also, Lane had a pic of a woman. From the season premiere! Remember? REMEMBER!?!?
I have spent a few nights in Richmond hotels and a lot of nights in rural Ohio hotels. Feral animals and empty trucks are EXACTLY what you expect to see when you look out the window.
Honest question: Is Twin Peaks on that television? I am getting a Dr. Jacoby vibe.
Best continental breakfast ever. Eggs over hard and cremated bacon. I know it's bad for the arteries, but old habits die hard; as hard as they serve those eggs.
Also first person to explain the doggystyle sex stuff with the cult lady deserves a medal. She slept with Harry because why? Why exactly? Whatever it was it didn't work and it made no sense and whaaaaaaa?
Worst episode of the season for sure. I was so excited to say the show played off like it was from a spec script* but then it started making spec script references and I thought it might be on purpose. *Bringing back old characters in ridiculous scenarios! Fan servicey will they/won't they with two attractive leads!
Official minor league hockey team of Videogum: http://www.ohlalumnicentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lake-erie-monsters-logo.jpg
In this father's defense, it was a fucking travel and it was bullshit. It's kind of weird that getting upset about sports is for babies, but having everyone watch the same movie and sharing an event is "great." Sports is like that! It is catharsis and joy and sadness and all these emotions that you share with hundreds of thousands of other people. Screaming at sports by myself, or with friends, or in a crowded bar is fun. Adult fun. The Red Sox winning the World Series in 2004 remains the happiest day of my life. Don't be so dismissive.
Reading through these, I was distressed to discover that we share the right idea about bike lanes. We need more bike lanes and they need to be wider. For safety and for the environment!
Is anyone else super worried about Community not being good anymore? Because I haven't liked a single episode since it came back from hiatus.
2012: The Year of Blackface. LET KUTCHER HOST THE OSCARS!
Ian MacKaye is the worst. Saw The Evens at Fort Reno and got a series of lectures on proper concert and park etiquette. What a joyless tool. I got drunk on his property once. A small victory in the war against straight edge.
Saw Wild Things in a theater by myself when I was 15. Matinee showing. Every other person there was an old dude also there by himself. My parents did a terrible job protecting me.
A real villain would be left-handed. That's the devil's hand.
I do the same thing once a week. It's my favorite part of my week. Pizza and book and beers. Alone. I don't like people much.
Oh man, this is just like that episode of Veronica's Closet where Veronica writes a column about going on a date for one but it reads like a masturbation euphemism but women like it because of feminism! Guys, remember that? Guys?
Hat tip to Ezra Klein on this one, but Betty totally has cancer. You don't hear the diagnosis on the phone and her buddy told her to pretend to be healthy if the doctors gave her bad news. She will be weirdly, strangely nice to everyone and then die. Mark my (Ezra Klein's?) words.