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"How much sand is too much, America?" -Rick Santorum
Oh my b didn't mean to darko you. We darkoin' all up in this caption contest.
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"I know I'm supposed to be thinking of Katniss' reserved strength and fleeting individuality under a tyrannical regime, but those boots!!!"
Joffrey's bitchface rivals Pete Campbell's.
Are you guys excited that everyone's going to be talking about healthcare again for the next couple months? http://i.imgur.com/27un3.gif
While dumb and stupid and dumb, it really isn't that hard to retweet someone. In that regard, it is a slip. He obviously did it on a stupid impulse. I think Elaine is great for being so kind about something so stupid.
the celebrity guest stars were really over the top. dominic dierkes from derrick comedy? you've out-happy days'd yourself, mad men. http://ucbcomedy.cachefly.net/ucbcomedy/img/talent/17/normal.jpg
"If my son came home and said he was Batman, he better come talk to me."
These are the People's Choice Awards, right? Well these are my choices and I am a people.
Who uses Facebook Connect? Dusky Panther's Picks- Best Picture – The Smurfs Best Actor – Ryan Reynolds - "Green Lantern" Best Actress – Justin Bieber - "Never Say Never" Best Supporting Actor – Adam Sandler - "Jack and Jill" Best Supporting Actress – Adam Sandler - "Jack and Jill" Best Director – Tom Six "The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)" Best Original Screenplay – Zookeeper Best Adapted Screenplay – The Twilight Saga- Breaking Dawn: Part 1 Best Foreign Film – The Tree of Life Best Animated Film – Mars Needs Moms Art Direction – Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star Cinematography – The Twilight Saga- Breaking Dawn: Part 1 Costume Design – Zookeeper Film Editing – Sucker Punch Makeup – The Undefeated Visual Effects – Atlas Shrugged: Part 1
It's to hype people up for the Oscars. The "The Help" one they did was offensive and the "The Tree of Life" one confused me.
These are just Jay Leno writers in their "crazy days."
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i agree. transformers sucked.
we live in a world where transformers gets as many nominations as the tree of life, just so you know.
"if my son told me he wanted to be in the Puppy Bowl he better come home and talk to me like a man." -R2D2, Esq
Favorite part- hearing Jonah Hill telling Brad to "use it," then Brad continuing to laugh.
I resolve to lose some emotional weight, starting with wiping this image from my memory.
She's Gotta Have It, but really it's your call.
http://i.imgur.com/Gvxsw.png I swear, it knows me.
It's not like she'll be able to smile on her driver's license, so I won't knock on her for smiling in her mugshot.
"I think I'm voicing the popular opinion when I say the post 3D conversion was subpar."
I thought this post was about how Michael Moore farted on the show, or something, and Piers Morgan asked him if he farted, and Michael Moore being like, "No, no I did not," but Piers Morgan is like, "You have benefitted so much from food, how can you not take responsibility for this fart?" Then I realized it pretty much was.
How progressive of Metallica to stream their album online for free. (I'm still not bitter about Napster, or anything like that.)
this baby. http://i.imgur.com/fllpD.jpg you look horrified.
rgosling@hotmale.com AM I RIGHT LADIES?
The story would have won the Pulitzer had it included, "Squarepants, a popular cartoon sponge who resides in a pineapple, is well-known for nautical nonsense."
(speaking to Gumby's girlfriend) "It's all a part of the game." http://i.imgur.com/VQuGj.jpg
Shit. I read this and now everything is ruined.
Every pageant mom has read "Eat Pray Love."
(Meant to be a reply to myself, Brandon Walsh. God I hate Facebook Connect.)