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I know that Women's Lib 101 taught me that rape eyes are never appropriate, but that impressive display of no shirt power is the exception to the rule. And by "display of no shirt power," I mean that man's fuck me handles.
I had to down vote myself because my spelling errors make me :(
That perm does not suit anyone, lady. Quite telling lies, lie teller!
I woke up this morning with this feeling that today was going to be a good day. This video is that reason. Also, this kid deserves props for stripping so while wrapped in a blanket. Even Nomi Malone didn't have such skill, and that bitch burns when she dances.
Ever since she refused his flower, Megan Fox has seriously let herself go.
Wait, why're they only partially wearing their shirts? Is partially wearing your shirt the new thing? Damnit, I'll never be that hip!
Yuck. RiffTrax for The Room simply shouldn't exist. You can't improve on perfection. Duh.
I really hope it's Kelsey Grammer singing the Frasier theme song. It gives a whole new spin on the phrase "tossed salad and scrambled eggs."
This sort of crazy is nothing short of profound. :(, but profound. I can only hope that she and the cyberstalking costume shop owner become internet besties. And I think we need a mash-up as well. Make it happen, internet!
I guess Keyboard Cat is not one of her fans.
Holy shit! Diana Scarwind of Mommie Dearest is in this and yet she gets no mention? Why can't you give her the respect that she's entitled to?
It's a tough call between Ms. Silverstone and the chicken, but I'm going with the chicken. He's a seasoned pro.
Is Tommy Wiseau hosting this infomercial?
I couldn't have said it better myself.
There's a world of difference between blackface and Bruno.
It's official: my people have no sense of humor. Seriously though, I get that this is bad timing for Bruno's release, and I totally expect the movie to be littered with problematic and offensive material, but I for one am still behind it. I've met many a fellow queen in my day, but not one has been as outlandishly flamboyant as Bruno. Maybe I'm giving Sacha Baron Cohen too much leeway, but I feel like his creation alone is a send-up of America's send up of gay stereotypes. Besides, when the majority of gay comedies made by actual gay people regurgitate the same tired stereotypes, I'm just glad to finally get a gay comedy with a more subversive flair. I somehow doubt that Bruno's going to be the movie that dismantles homophobia by making us all LOL or something, but I can't help but feel that if Bruno ends up reinforcing your negative perceptions of gay people, well, then your head's shoved way too far up your own ignorant ass for you to ever be convinced otherwise. Oh, and PS: shoving your head up your as is totally gay. I should know. I do it all the time.
"I adore the contrast of the dark chocolate and the cherries - heaven." She makes my soul hurt.
I'd hit it in a heartbeat. Then again, the only thing with lower standards than me is Mr. Kutcher's career.
if this is supposed to make your peen bigger, i'm going with a big ol' interweb FAIL. that commercial just gave me an instant vagina from the total fear it managed to invoke.
Rochester yet not NYC??? I'm calling camp masterpiece shenanigans. This release strategy is just flat-out wrong, let alone totally unfair.
These people are your hippy polygamist commune.
Did we just get punk'd by Werner Herzog?
When The OC aired, I'd have these inexplicable urges to throw bagels at the TV screen and screech "EAT SOMETHING!!!" whenever Mischa Barton was on screen. I'm going to need a bigger bagel for The Beautiful Life.
There're plenty of things to riot over in this day and age, and a KFC grilled chicken sandwich is most assuredly not one of those things. Make it a bucket of extra crispy and some of their biscuits, though, and I'd shank a bitch with the best of 'em.
I don't think that's Justin Long. I think it's an Auto-tuned Justin Long-bot. His love is real, but he is not.
Good lord, I wish I could become so famous and busy for making scrunchy faces and yo-yo dieting and putting on a British accent a few times that I'm baffled at to use a freakin' chest of drawers. I hear that Brad and Angelina don't even know how to use forks and knives, though, so TOP THAT, Renee Zellweger!
Don't hate on "American Beauty"! It's the most beautiful thing ever seen!!!
If this commercial is to be trusted, truth in advertising leaves me curiously hungry for breakfast sausages.
Well said. We could all use a lesson in work appropriate attire from that living embodiment of class. When I saw that shot, I got worried for a second that her vagina was going to fall out right in front of my eyes.
It's true. Absolutely anybody would be better. This whole mess feels like a really gay version of "Alien Versus Predator," because no matter who wins, we lose. NOM's made a good point, though. I'd loathe to see a world with more unnecessary paperwork just because I wanted to get married. Seriously, the only thing us gays hate more than unnecessary paperwork is paisley. It's just dreadful.
I used to think that Heidi Montag had absolutely no reason to exist, but she was obviously put on Earth to give us this train wreck. "Sex Ed" is clearly this year's number one summer jam. Clearly.
If this is what a candid Julia Roberts is like, I think she needs a reality series called "Julia Roberts: Classiest Lady" immediately. It'd be like those Tori Spelling shows, except, you know, good.
My knee-jerk reaction is to pull out my hair and scream like a harpy because I loved that movie as a kid, but rewatching the trailer makes me think otherwise. Seriously, I must've hated my parents as a child to make them sit through that with me as many times as I did. This remake is like Russian doll of bad ideas. Yikes.
Am I the only person confused by the fact that the main protagonist looks like she's better suited to star in a late night Cinemax fare? Then again, I guess strippers can also moonlight as psychic investigators. Stranger things have happened.