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Is it going to be how Life Size doll's skewed priorities broke baby Lohan? Like Ted, but for a female audience? Now they have to navigate the kooky grownup world. I really want to see how the heck Life Size figured out how to survive in the world. Or did Life Size go back to doll size?
WAIT WHAT IS THIS. What did Jinger do? Why are we freeing her? There are thousands of posts on this forum???
She looks like Kate Gosselin. Topical!
I'M SO UNCOMFORTABLE. At first the girls looked like they were making a stand and not being their mom's puppets but then at the end. Oh my god. Twin1 kept prompting Twin2 to say her lines. And Twin2 wouldn't do it. Oh my god. Also those classic reality show lies about "My wonderful children that i love often say mommy why do they lie so frequently about us? And it has taught them much about the media. And we would very much enjoy being on television so that I can teach my precious little moneybags more about the media." What i REALLy wanna see is when some of the Duggar kids start breaking out of the family clan. That's gonna be a wild ride.
Our study is trying to find genetic markers for sudden cardiac death. So whenever someone in our study dies we have to get the next of kin to do a questionnaire and try to get the death records. Most death calls aren't THAT bad, it's just a hassle to get a hold of people and try to figure out whether they're avoiding me or if they'll actually talk to me if i call later. But the few times we do get a sudden cardiac death it's horrible. They always cry.
Good: I finally decided to spend my procrastination time on Videogum! It's been sooooo long!! Bad: Our visiting doctor seems fixed on doubling our workload. He keeps coming up with ridiculous theories that require us to re-open cases that we closed YEARS ago. He thinks that it's possible participants who report cardiac arrests might have had them while on vacation and then never mentioned it to their regular doctors so we need to get more records. One doctor's office summed it up nicely: "I understand you would like records, but how can we provide proof that something didn't happen." Oh and we just realized we are months behind on death calls...so next week i probably have to make at least 20 death calls. Which is as terrible as it sounds. I need some videos 'n laughs 'n great comments to light up my life again.
YOU GUYS! I'M FROM THERE! Don't really give an f about Beyonce or her beef with Target but more importantly it is funny to me that Beyonce went to Tewksbury! Haha!
That sounds real dreamy except someone ALWAYS gets ferociously sea sick on whale watching tours
it's ok i've been with my dude for 3 years and last night was the first time i've farted in front of him. shark week was showing some BRUTAL footage of sharks biting people and then a shark bit someone in the face. so i've finally torn down that wall.
The opposite of smizing is frowning with your eyes which is frizing and that's the best cuz i promise all you want is some fries when you're frowning
I don't know if it's really awesome or depressing that the coolest thing about your day right now is some dude sitting in the same room as you wearing a mullet wig. I choose to believe it's radical. Because the rest of that. Shhhoooooooooot that sucks so bad. I hope your Banh Mi is excellent.
Like a bag full of poop and whoopie pies. You really don't know which one you're going to get when you reach in.
WELL. It's my late night and it's my first time back on Videogum in aaaaaaaaaaages. I just made an old man cry recounting the death of his beloved wife. I just pissed off a guy asking him to tell me about his mom's death. Our data manager is still a stupid b word and we're doing her job for her on top of ONE THOUSAND calls, hundreds of letters we need to write, and about a hundred physicians' and a hundred nurses' next-of-kin we need to call. And now i'm sitting at my desk trying to remind myself of anything good in this world. But our programmer yelled at my boss today which was kind of funny? And our PI told us we can have flexible schedules back so we can stay late to get calls done. So um. Mixed bag. A real messy mixed bag.
I just finished jamming medical documents into an overstuffed filing cabinet. I would burn documents that I deem stupid and then leave them in their respective filing cabinets, so after the Purge, when people come back to work, it's all gone. I know a hospital I used to work at keeps all their files for 200 years so I would go there and work on erasing things I didn't exactly like. Steal some documents as well because psych notes are really fun to read. That was one of the hardest things about quitting...nothing else has been as interesting as those notes. And then I found find the guy that lives in my neighborhood who walks his cat and I would steal his cat.
Oh mannn i saw these creepy Lesley students nasty dancing at the Scooperbowl yesterday. I really hate art students, especially when they go to a school that has NO street cred in their major. Good luck with that dance therapy degree, idiots.
Talking about how stupid Brian is reminds me of this old video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BaGAyW56e0 It represents all the great stuff about being a human. Robots can't start a band centered around pretending to be German. They just can't.
I'M SO EXCITED FOR ANIMAL VIDEOS! The database we use to contact participants is down for my last hour at work so it's time to file and watch animals be cute. Thank you Kelly!
Too many carrots make me feel sick. However, i have mastered carving faces into baby carrots using my fingernails. That's the only upside of carrots. I AM a chick into vegetables, though. I feel like most people eat vegetables begrudgingly but you guys, come on. It is a delicious crunchy snack that nature makes for free in your back yard. Yeah, chicks eating JUST CARROTS for lunch is so stupid it hurts. But if you have your cucumber to eat like a candy bar, a buttload of grapes, then some green beans, some cheese, tomatoes, then you eat some cookies - perfect lunch. I never outgrew my brown bag lunch.
i can't stop watching this
It hit me today that I miss my old job. Not the pay or the constant threat of physical violence or the weird schedule, but all of my coworkers actually cared about the patients and were really smart and funny. Even the laziest, most obnoxious person was dedicated to the role they'd carved out for themselves. But the two other research assistants I primarily work with are so lazy. They whine about our really nice boss getting stressed out and asking us to do things, which is just stupid. You're getting paid to be a doctor's bitch, that's what being a research assistant is all about. And then i my morning commuter rail train just plain didn't show up which just oh my god i cannot wait to move. BUT I got a bunch of work done! And I ate a carton of strawberries for lunch, they were all perfectly ripe, too! And Videogum posts keep me from crawling under my desk so i have that to be thankful for. That is how my day was.