Big Thief? What the hell are y'all talking about? Talking shit about how huge they are? Stealing things to make their music? CLEARLY I'm talking about major label rap artists.
Millennials: ZOMG this was the greatest Super Bowl halftime in history!!!!
Every Other Generation: Why am like the 6th person in line to use the damn bathroom at this party?
People think his greatest accomplishment is MBDTW. It WAS. But he has somehow managed to make Kim Kardashian seem like a sympathetic figure. Something I didn't think could be done by man or God.
I've done some string on the wall charting and I've come up with the following:
In 2009 Kanye West publicly embarrassed a then 20 year old Taylor Swift
In 2020 Kanye West publcily embarassed a now 20 year old Billie Eilish
Let's all say a prayer for the now 8 year old blonde girl from somewhere in the midwest Kanye West will undoutbably destroy in 2034
I was worried the Big Thief Stans (BTS2) might take umbrage with my above comment. I'm glad to see y'all aren't as humorless and uptight as I feared.
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Sad that a band as talented and groundbreaking as Big Thief would resort to jobbing the charts with a bloated album. I thought this practice was reserved for the larger rap acts. We all gotta cash a check, I suppose.
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