Ah, Gummo. Harmony Korine. Kids. I liked the movie Kids. A lot of people didn't seem to like it. I nominate Kids even though I don't think it's the worst movie of all time. I'll downvote myself for writing this.
It is an honor commenting with some of the finest Internet commenters on the Internet. I will continue to work very hard at attempting to deliver great results in internet commenting. Because of this award, I've recently added a number of persons to my research team. In my lab I now have two senior mentors, three graduate students and two undergraduates. This award honors our collective accomplishments and we look forward to working more with Videogum. I will now be in the dining hall, where I will be expecting everybody to give me their e-Pens.
My comment got past 110 (the person above mine got past 130) on the Twilight post. Please take this into account next week. I was studyin real hard this time, teach.
Can anyone even get this song stuck in their head? It's the most generic piece of crud ever!
Hey Mariah, I really like that thing that you do with your voice, how you prolong your singing of vowels. It really makes what you're singing more meaningful and expressive. Artiste of the year!
These guys really get art. It's like taking a pop song and making it more meaningful by pretending to scream. It's a song about love but if you scream it will make you sad and think about your relationships in middle school or high school. And those blank looks that they give to the camera are symbols for their seriousness in art. It makes it 10x more meaningful. Your little sister is going to love this. She's going to think they are hawt and progressive in art.
Then what the hell did I grow up on in the suburbs, Mr. Chi-City?
"Hey mom, did you pack me my glass bottle of sparkling apple cider?"
"Yes honey! It's in your bookbag along with your tripe sandwiches!"
Was he expecting old people to understand?
Hurricane: "Well, you know, this one the youngstas might know."
Rep: "Oh, okay, well, let's see what ya' got, little guy. Do your thing! Erv, I want to see what this guy's all about. I'm all ears young man. Take it away"
-Hurricane plays music, sings, raps-
Rep: "Okay, okay, I'm digging it. Oh yeah, 'Halllleeee BeerrrrryyyY!' Say, you wouldn't happen to have a disc on ya would ya? I'd love a copy for me and my wife. We're still listening to that Silk tha Shocka and Master P tape and haven't been following your work. It's quite good."
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