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The odd thing is that James Franco is kind of right, if he weren't so book-crazy and so intent on impressing Gary Shteyngart or whatever. He substitutes "book" for other, more plausible words. In Mad Libs, it's his go-to noun. "I think one of the reasons it’s so hard is when she gets in trouble, she gets all this attention and I’m sure she gets [offered tons of blow]. Like she goes to jail, and instead of feeling like I really hit a low place, she’ll get a crazy offer for [taking her clothes off in Playboy or doing porn]." Which is certainly a more nuanced take from our young, handsome literary pie-lover.
I would feel better about Obama's "I think same-sex couples should be able to get married," line if he'd been able to stop himself from immediately following it with "NO HOMO."
I don't think he's sad. I think he's just saying a bunch of freaky shit to that doll.
Hmm. I guess this means we won't be seeing a "Gabe and Max Take a Disingenuous Lie Disguised as a Life-Affirming Trip Around the World" video anytime soon.
I would watch The Braggy Awards.
Blume pulls [a DVD] off the shelf. “Bridesmaids, by Wiig. Good stuff. That’s what I write,” she says, putting it back. “That’s what I write.”
Oh man, I remember listening to a This American Life episode years ago about a guy who was an asshole, and he ultimately realized he was kinda fine with it. Oh yeah, that was Gabe.
"As long as she is not the spokesperson for Pepsi, I really couldn't care less. Once she becomes the Pepsi spokesman, she is infringing on my rights." -- Bill O'Reilly, privately #ludicrous #Ludacris
Whoa. Phonetic/homonym typo apology. (No homonym)
The winner of the Tom Wilkinson look-alike contest (pictured right) must settle for a trip to the Irish Emmys.
"Am I photobombing you?" "No, Eli. We simply are enjoying are parfaits." "Am I photobombing you ... now?"
"Her? Her? Her? Her? ... Her? Her? Her? ... Her? Her? Her? Her?" -- Michael Bluth
Someone who didn't know that John Hughes died probably watched this commercial and said, "Oh, I guess John Hughes must be dead."
In a related story, Leno is suing the Tonight Show writer who originally suggested the punchline should be that this is a photo of Jay Leno's house.
"I am getting too old for this shit. Also, too old for this diaper."