The odd thing is that James Franco is kind of right, if he weren't so book-crazy and so intent on impressing Gary Shteyngart or whatever. He substitutes "book" for other, more plausible words. In Mad Libs, it's his go-to noun.
"I think one of the reasons it’s so hard is when she gets in trouble, she gets all this attention and I’m sure she gets [offered tons of blow]. Like she goes to jail, and instead of feeling like I really hit a low place, she’ll get a crazy offer for [taking her clothes off in Playboy or doing porn]."
Which is certainly a more nuanced take from our young, handsome literary pie-lover.
I would feel better about Obama's "I think same-sex couples should be able to get married," line if he'd been able to stop himself from immediately following it with "NO HOMO."
Hmm. I guess this means we won't be seeing a "Gabe and Max Take a Disingenuous Lie Disguised as a Life-Affirming Trip Around the World" video anytime soon.
Oh man, I remember listening to a This American Life episode years ago about a guy who was an asshole, and he ultimately realized he was kinda fine with it.
Oh yeah, that was Gabe.
"As long as she is not the spokesperson for Pepsi, I really couldn't care less. Once she becomes the Pepsi spokesman, she is infringing on my rights." -- Bill O'Reilly, privately #ludicrous #Ludacris
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