Hawkeye as "The Bachelor", and some of the prospective women are secretly spies who betray him to their corporate superiors (and one of them is M.O.D.A.M.)
My wife would like to tell all you ladies to bugger off. She saw him first.
As her husband, I would like to imagine that he is gay. (My wife sobbed openly during Tinker Tailor when his character came out of the closet).
Rush Limbaugh is full of crap. Anyone who's anyone knows that Bane is a character developed in the mid-1990's by Chuck Dixon and Doug Moensch as a foil to Batman who was so vicious that he actually broke Batman's back, making way for a more "extreme" Batman called Azrael to take Batman's place. It was less a political conspiracy and more an editorial direction to boost comics sales in an era of comics when sales were driven by slaking the bloodthirst of twelve-year old boys and comics were being touted as a speculative investment opportunity.
Ugh. Mom! I'll be right up! Just a few more turns in Civ III and I develop gunpowder!
Baby, you're on the counter you're gonna fall! Baby, don't touch that! You could squish your fingers! Baby, watch out! There are pointy needles in the coffee machine! Baby don't touch that button! Hot water's gonna come out and you're gonna get burned! Baby, don't clap while you're on the counter! You might slip!*
*all the things I thought as I watched this, now that parenting has ruined my nerves.
I really thought from looking at the screenshot above that I was going to be treated to a poorly rendered parody of the Backstreet Boys with Alfred E. Neuman heads. I am so disappointed. And terrified. I'm also pretty terrified.
I'm very disappointed that up until now, I have not watched any of the RAED videos videogum has written about, because now almost all of them have been removed. But the one that's still up? HOLY GOD IN HEAVEN.
So, this wasn't the extended redband trailer for the remake of "Dead Poet's Society" (2 Ded 2 Poetz)? I was wondering why Channing Tatum looked so scrawny.
Great. Another story from the fine state of Connecticut in a week. Someone please come and rescue me. I'm on a rooftop in New Haven, waving my arms at the sky.
I used to drink Martin Scorcese coffee. He makes the best fucking coffee. Every time I drink it, I want to grab him by the neck and say "Thank you! Thank you for making the best fucking coffee!"
I almost missed it! This was like my golden opportunity. I actually have so much to say about this, but didn't because the two hour window of relevance had passed. OH INTERNET, YOU CRUEL MISTRESS!
It's at this moment that I'd like to remind us all that Douglas Adams once presented the idea that we are all descended from an alien exodus of hairdressers and middle management from the planet Golgafrincham, because THIS GUY.
That's going to be a great trip to the comic book store for that kid. Advice for the boy who is obviously checking this blog for comments by middle aged comic book collectors: Don't worry about filling in your collection with the early 90's stuff. And don't listen to the trolls rant about One More Day.
Oh my god, overtone singing AND Christmas?!? Next thing you'll tell me that there's a video of Karlheinz Stockhausen performing "O Holy Night" with semiautomatic rifles and the sounds of fish flapping on cellophane.
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