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My eyes hurt & my internet hurts. I have two owies.
OH HELL NO! http://www.totalmortgage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/conforming-loan-limits.jpg YOU ABOUT TO GET FRANKED!
Hmmm…third generation anti-Semitic homophobic matchmaker, where was her Pop Pop from? (Insert obligatory tasteless photo shopped WWII joke here)
Well, that settles it. This week will be great!
…Just kill me ah ah ah ah! I'm a Monster ah ah ah ah!…
YOU ARE MY CLONE. SCANTRON has a profit-sharing agreement with the Tolkein estate, right?
Suddenly I am very happy I live in Harlem.
Problems with Mac= Too many of them in the Village. I almost made off with someone else's Macbook charger from the Think on Mercer yesterday. If not for my long-term relationship, it could have been the start of "When Harry Met Sally 2k naut deux 3D: Steve Job Boogaloo"
Suddenly, the upvote/downvote icons just don't look quite as fresh & clean to me. I hope Mr.Ghetto has something to say about this.
For sure! I promise she has perfect pitch, judging my how on her pitch contour is over time. Also, her formal organization of the piece! Yikes! I've seen some first-year undergrad students not do it that well!
I agree that it isn't a guaranteed good thing, but my graduate work in music totally launched my career in a way that would have taken me much longer (if ever) on my own, so I can't drink the haterade on this one.
I'd Gallagher that- thisismynightmare: euphemism edition, probably.
It is in broken English to get around the spam-blockers. The algorithms that run them recognize certain phrases and words, so you end up with odd, non-syntactic constructions.
I was at Jacob Riis park on the Rockaways yesterday, and a woman came up to be and told me that because I was wearing a silver swimsuit I was a starfucker, and was talmbout the "color code of the gays". So there's that.
Or their 3 Doors Down reference. I'm sorry to rehash the memory of a middling early-aughts rock band. I'll go back to bed now.
Do not take Kryptonite®if you are taking other galactic radioactive substances. If you have a crippling loss of superpowers for more than four hours, call a doctor.
more like the man who fell into my lap! I'd hit that!
Well done, the gum brood is in need of expansion. Your next assignment?
"Firework": Not in refreshing breast form KatyPerry.gif, duh-pants
Well, I meant the first one, but…
I would really like to me at this dance party! Source please?
It doesn't touch the longest limo record though… http://sp0.fotolog.com/photo/48/60/72/ushaushaushausha/1229122207624_f.jpg
What a weird looking casserole.
Alternatively: Guys, I'm worried about Fergie and Hugh Jackman's job security.
Delta must be upset that this leaked.
Pun-Jabis you mean! (I'll see myself to the foyer)
Finally! The FB Connect curse is broken! Thomas Murphy is dead! Long live brotherladypantz!
Keebler Lemos? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8006OEmYz2Y/TEnGZUoY7rI/AAAAAAAAB9Y/QlU_2NOhmZQ/s400/keebler-elf.jpg Keebler Lemos!
Stupid Future Trust Fund Turn It Off (SFTFTIO)
…once we have tumbled off this mortal roomba.
I want to recreate the Warhol film sleep entirely with clips of baby animals falling asleep. Now who wants to send me to the Whitney Biennial?
That was my first thought too. Oh good, AFX is back!
Well done, M.Taco.
Anyone that insults Ayn Rand is fine in my book. I so often am in someone's apartment and see their proudly displayed Fountainhead, and am like, ok, this isn't going to be a long term thing.
I know, I'm like a vegetarian already. Can there be a PETA filter on my google?