You gotta love this script!
MATE #1: So what do you see when you look in those stars?
RAED: (gibberish)
MATE #2: Yeah? Well I see a big house and a Mercedes in the drov-way.
RAED: (excited gibberish)!
A couple years ago I was working for a science program, shooting video of engineering students building miniature satellites.. Early one Saturday morning I was out in the desert with them and this is the conversation I witnessed:
A: Hey Josh?
B: (pause) ...yeah?
A: Do you like Dungeons & Dragons?
B: (long pause) ...well I play it.
A: But do you like it?
B: (extremely long uncomfortable pause) ...yes.
A: Cool.
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"I can feel the spirit of the nations
and I can feel my wings ridin' the winds, yeah
I see the finish line just up ahead
and I can pick my nose and eat it
and thats the sign of a victory" - Joachim Loew
I think he blew up the street so the money truck would fall in because this song is from the Takers soundtrack. All promotional materials for the movie are being made at the haunted Melbourne Video Academy.
I think this movie is kinda Nick Madsoning the plot of the 1988 film The Rescue starring Kevin Dillon. It's about a group of kids who's dads are Navy SEALS and the kids have to save them from a North Korean prison because kidz rule and adults drool. Dillon plays a badass high school kid who rides a motorcycle and crushes beer cans.
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I used to think Gabe Liedman programmed the posts on this blog and didn't know who the bearded guy was. Then I thought they were both programming the blog 50/50 as a Gabe team. Then I realized it was just the bearded Gabe. Like MC Hammer once said, "Yo, ring a bell, school is in, pumps and the bumps".
I think I liked it, but it could have been because I saw it at a drive-in theater in the desert sitting on lawn chairs having cheap pizza n' beer. It took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on it's breath, and I liked it.
I'd like to nominate 16 Blocks. Words can't describe how painful Mos Def's characters voice is for 90 pain-minutes. It's the aural equivalent of walking in on a family member who's using the bathroom or watching Lions for Lambs.
When reached for comment, David Caruso said, "Looks like your sister's Canadian boyfriend (puts on glasses) just filled out a prescription for trouble."
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