This doesn't make her any less of a butthole, but she technically didn't tell any busy working moms to buy that 2300 dollar coffee maker. She just kinda mentioned that during her "manic morning", her coffeemaker flashed an "Error 8" signal, and someone deduced that she must have whatever brand of coffeemaker she has.
I'd just prefer if we were a little more objective in our Paltrow bashing!
I read this in the North County Times, so it HAS to be true:
"Gavin MacLeod revealed that even he himself had set up a profile on the dating site, joking that he "can't let the real captains have all the fun!" " (http://www.nc-times.com/news/local/article_af52ffc9-4235-5bb3-a145-b8558347c48e.html)
We have to figure out which profile is his!
All I could think about while listening to this: "Chet" practice-rapping "white and purple" three times fast for an embarrassing amount of time (aka any amount of time) in his dorm room.
I also like Carrey, and am kind of confused by how many people dislike him so intensely.
I understand that he comes across as desperate, but I think a lot of that perception comes from just knowing his back-story. Otherwise I think people would just see him as a really energetic mofo.
I realized while listening to the age of adz cd I got for Christmas (boo yah) that in most of his pictures, Sufjan is staring kind of creepily into space like he sees something that isn't there. Like he has a sixth sense or whatever.
http://i56.tinypic.com/vfj9na.jpg
Am I just seeing things, or does anyone else agree?
This girl is simply benign. What's worrisome is that I've heard my fair share of grown-ups make "arguments" like this: you know, with the over-extended metaphors (ice cream explains everything!) and the ugh-worthy, Tanner-family style punchlines (look at me eat ice cream at the end! I like ice cream!). It's much less cute listening to a wizened pastor woodenly recite a sermon (most likely downloaded off the internet) that likens condoms to corned-beef Reubens and natural family planning to Turkey Rachels. Preachers gonna preach, even if they don't like to think before doing so.
Yes! Exit Through the Gift Shop is #1 on my list.
I think Waiting for Superman is gonna win the best documentary oscar, but I really hope that either Rivers or Banksy win, if only for the entertainment of watching them accept the award.
Maybe Videogum's Gwyneth bashing is overdone a little, but it's all done frivolously, which is more than I can say about other websites.
Out of hatred for myself, this morning I read a fair number of comments about Miley Cyrus' recent bongtastic adventures on Perez's online thought journal. The fact that she is paid any attention is confounding, but these people were breaking out in e-fights and having i-arguments about the girl. I got a massive headache attempting to understand why anyone would take her actions so seriously, since she's not exactly a world leader or a prolific writer.
Don't say such things, Baby Friday.
You are the antonym of obnoxious! And according to thesaurus.com, that means you are "agreeable, delightful, kind, likeable, nice, pleasant, and soft in all the right places"
That's not the Sailor Moon theme song I remember. This sounds more like music for a commercial about a retirement community. (Kingdom of the Moon Manor, anyone?)
"I would not be surprised if they cause a lot of people who are on the fence about Saturday Night Live but thought they’d give it a try this week to not be on the fence anymore and to not give it any more tries on any more weeks" is a surprisingly grammatically correct sentence.
In other news, I have officially given up on SNL and will no longer be watching. I just think it's very hubris-y of Lorne Michaels to insist on keeping the show running this long.
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