You guys, GWYNETH PALTROW IS GETTING DIVORCED. Goop. Worst person in the world. We need to get the gang back together, stat. This is bigger than us, it's bigger than ad revenue or lack thereof, who's with me????
FYI, the camera cut away until after the fish was regurgitated, so I'm pretty confident in saying that there were definitely in fact barfing noises to be heard if you were in the room. (Barf noises don't sound magical.)
A philanthropist does a starving woman a huge favor by having her mouth sewn to the anus of a healthy donor who loves good food. Encouraged by his results and being a believer in Reagan's trickle-down economics, he then sews the mouth of a second woman to the anus of the first woman.
From past videos I've seen of him on the Senate floor, his rabble-rousing and grandstanding seemed to be much more about fueling his "cult of me" personal ego than about getting things done. That doesn't mean you can't agree with the things he says, but he seemed to be as tone-deaf as a politician as he is in handling his personal affairs. We need politicians who can get changes passed, not just piss people off.
I heard when they're going to visit friends, if she starts to approach the door he says, "I... Am... The one who knocks!"
(confession: I didn't really hear that)
That was his edited response. His full response was:
Vin Diesel: "I don’t give a fuck about Batman. Or who plays Batman. But don't get me started on that godawful Fifty Shades Of Gray casting..."
Look Kelly, I don't want to criticize your criticizing of the cast of the Lone Ranger criticizing their criticizing critics, but...
Well, it turns out that's all I came here to say.
Also Gabe, I haven't seen the movie, and:: "...and the cool beads of sweat that dripped down mama’s..." Maybe it's just me but I thought you were going somewhere else with that sentence.
Also: How is this review not part or Rotten Tomato's ratings?
Also: No Krypto.
I feel like making fun of this, but I'm currently pitching a sitcom idea that spelled itself out in my alphabet soup last week, so I'm holding my tongue for now.
I understand that to some people, "thank god" means the same as "thank my lucky stars", but Wolf said "thank the LORD", which sounded really awkward coming out of him... BTW, it's not like the bible belt is 98% christian or anything, just like lots of "red states" are actually just 55-60% republican.
At what point do these questions start making you uncomfortable?
"Do you thank the lord that you survived?"
"Do you thank Jesus Christ that you survived?"
"Do you thank Jesus Christ Our Lord And Savior that you survived?"
"Which catholic saint do you feel is most responsible for saving your life?"
"Do you thank Allah you survived?"
"Do you wish The Lord loved those who died from the tornado as much as He obviously loves you?"
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