Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will applaud when they see how well you've made your beds.
We are still floating in the shallow end of the new layout pool. I'm giving the site a chance to get used to the new layout floaties before plunging into the deep ends of the internet.
This be the man who was once rich,
But lost his money and now lives in a ditch,
To make ends meat,
He wears points on his feet,
And appears in films as a witch.
Chamomille scored the most touchdowns, FACT. Puppybowl lost all integrity in my eyes when they awarded it to that PUG-CHIHUAHUA mix. I mean Eww, that means the two grossest dog breads got together to create the grossest dog mutt.
Then you're missing it. Michael Westin (like the hotels) and Fiona (I-couldn't-sustain-my-irish-accent) are FINALLY hooking up. And Bruce Campbell moved out of Michael's mom's house.
Was anyone else seriously disturbed by Budweiser's bridge-of-people? It seems like mass torture. They crossed a line with me but then again my lines move around after a play - but only sometimes. #Iwillneverunderstandtherulestofootball
Everyone makes mistakes, and I view Gabe's bashing Big Bang Theory as his one BIG mistake. And thanks for noticing, I was starting to think I was the only BBT fan in here.
Not to sound naive about how the internet works, but these updates have been going on a while, I thought it was only a matter of time before THE MAN of hte hour actually makes an appearnace. Could that be the real TG? Will the real Topher please stand-up?
I don't understand where all this hate is coming from? They made Snuggie pants... so what!? And I'm not just defending them because I recently bought those jeggings from H&M that you saw... and I love them. (The black ones, not the trompe l'oeil ones those are gross)
The comedy was great but for me the standout was actually the music perfomace. The duet with Sharon Jones was great. It's refreshing to see musical guests who can acutally perform live without the aid of autotuning.
I've got the SAD too!!!!! Doesn't help that I just got cut from my orchestra either. Can we get some more Unicorn/puppy chasers in here? Where's Lindsay with the cute posts when we need her?
I'm in need of some guidance. While the lord has been there for me in the past I'm facing a new challenger and I'm not sure how to win. I'm coaching a team of young hockey players who have proven themselves in the past to be victourious against all odds. However, this year we are facing team Iceland which is full of large viking-like warriors. Should i follow the lords advice and use the flying V strategy that has proven successful in the past or pray for a new stratgey?
-Bombay
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