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If Michael Cera wasn't available to eat that pizza they would have just gotten Jesse Eisenberg to do it.
+24 | 1/4/10 1:42 PM
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The most important thing about YooStar is the fact that SNOOP DOGG has done a bunch of these. Snoop Dogg in Being John Malkovich http://www.yoostar.com/performanceView.html?id=715 Snoop Dogg as The Cookie Monster http://www.yoostar.com/performanceView.html?id=719 Snoop Dogg as Jason Voorhees http://www.yoostar.com/performanceView.html?id=718 I want to see Snoop Dogg as Doctor Dre in Training Day.
+9 | 12/18/09 2:05 PM
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Dear Diablo Cody, STOP IT. JUST STOP IT.
+2 | 9/23/09 10:49 AM
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Wow, normally someone would have to actually MAKE the movie to ruin Superman for me. But Nic Cage? One costume test, and he's done it. The man is magic.
+9 | 9/22/09 5:14 PM
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If this is news worthy, then the squad-wide Guitar Hero tournament is probably Pulitzer Prize material.
+5 | 9/22/09 4:23 PM
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Terrance Howard Reminder: I Was Supposed To Be In Iron Man 2, Damnit!
+8 | 9/22/09 3:40 PM
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Uh, people on the other side of the argument done got compared to NAZIS. So, you know, you may not want to play the "disrespect" card.
+11 | 9/22/09 2:33 PM
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As long as they keep name dropping "Thomas Lennon In An Ascot" I'm pretty okay with it.
+7 | 9/22/09 2:03 PM
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All I can hear when I watch this is Robert Ben Garant screaming about how cute his grandson is.
+3 | 9/22/09 1:39 PM
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How many takes do you think they had to do? I hope a million.
+19 | 9/22/09 12:46 PM
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I don't think anyone wants to think about a foot in a lawnmower. [/Don Draper]
+10 | 9/22/09 12:45 PM
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At least this way the show would be laughing with us?
+1 | 9/22/09 11:14 AM
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The gasp let out when she reveals that she's a virgin and the talking-to she receives moments later are almost enough to make me feel bad for her. Like, she's already 56, a virgin, and attending meetings for a school board where here non-existent children don't go. You don't have to be like "EW EW EW DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR UGLY PARTS GETTIN' ALL NASTY SHUT UPPPPPP!"
+15 | 9/22/09 10:27 AM
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Wow, not a single Top Gun joke in the write-up for the first movie nice enough to give Anthony Edwards a role in pretty much forever? Goose. 1962-1986. Never forget.
+4 | 9/21/09 7:34 PM
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My connection was "Wreslter + Meat".
+2 | 9/21/09 5:00 PM
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AH. Sorry, I get it. My original comment was supposed to say "the price WE PAY FOR years and years". Womp.
+2 | 9/21/09 4:53 PM
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He will forever be simply "Macho Man" to me.
0 | 9/21/09 4:51 PM
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This is the price of years and years of amazing Macho Man Slim Jim commercials.
0 | 9/21/09 4:32 PM
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I'm too scared that I'd end up having to talk to Eli Roth to reply to this ad.
+8 | 9/21/09 3:57 PM
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I can't figure out what's going on with his outfit. It's like half-Cylon, half-angel, half-asshole.
+3 | 9/21/09 3:20 PM
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"If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?" Yes.
+19 | 9/21/09 3:09 PM
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Oh, wow, Julia Roberts is still making movies. Good for her.
+11 | 9/18/09 5:25 PM
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Can someone explain to me why the url for the official Tonight Show website is ten thousand words long? Does NBC not understand how the internet works? "We must put every word in our title into the word box thing or else no one will be able to find clips of our show!"
+11 | 9/18/09 4:01 PM
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Wait, isn't the woman who needed her bag brought to her car the secretary in Ferris Beullar's Day Off?
+4 | 9/18/09 2:52 PM
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Well, those people already find Louis C.K. funny, considering all the material Dane Cook has stolen from him.
+12 | 9/18/09 12:22 PM
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I want you to believe this: I was not going to vote you down until your sarcastic "you guys have fun voting me down."
+3 | 9/18/09 12:07 PM
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My biggest problem with Glenn Beck is that due to his insanity we make fun of Bill O'Reilly far less nowadays.
+6 | 9/18/09 11:57 AM
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"Maggalos" sound like what the Wizard juggalos call the juggalos that don't get to go to Hogwarts.
+15 | 9/17/09 4:18 PM
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Jimmy Carter: showing Obama how it's done.
+4 | 9/17/09 3:33 PM
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This is more complicated than the fucking Middle East. Juggaloninja 117 is the Jimmy Carter of the Juggalos.
+4 | 9/17/09 2:18 PM
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Also those girls in the jumpsuits look like they're about to be shrunken down by Willy Wonka and sent across the airwaves to be Mike TV's sex slaves.
+7 | 9/17/09 1:14 PM
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If smizing is 'smiling with your eyes', what's Tyra for 'barfing with your eyes?
+3 | 9/17/09 1:11 PM
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Keep fucking that chicken: It's just good advice.
+21 | 9/17/09 10:58 AM
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Oh jesus fuck, Leno discovered twitter. Next we're going to see "Celebrity Texts from Last Night," but it's Leno, so it'll all still be Judge Ito references.
+2 | 9/17/09 10:56 AM
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See, now I'm worried "The Zookeeper" is just some front for Adam Sandler's personal Island of Doctor Moreau where he's going to combine these animals into unfunny Rob Schneider hybrids.
+7 | 9/16/09 5:05 PM
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Isn't the MTV Music Video Awards just one living breathing Stupid Pill?
+4 | 9/16/09 2:48 PM
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Everyone keep your eyes out for the inevitable "Kevin James eats a giraffe" joke on Leno tonight.
+5 | 9/16/09 1:45 PM
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I feel like it's good that Leno and Nascar share the same general audience, because I know we're all watching for the same reasons: the smoldering, fiery wreckage.
+3 | 9/16/09 12:11 PM
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