I literally just came here for the PUPPY BOWL STARTING LINE UP. OH MY GOD.
I'm sorry, but I am torn between Team Ronnie and Team Tattoo.
Ronnie looks like he's seen some serious stuff in his puppy life.
I have literally been preparing for the Puppy Bowl since the last Puppy Bowl. I'm waiting for that puppy to come along that will replace Schroeder as the MVP of my heart.
Right now? It's a toss up between Oliver, Little Red, and Lindy this year. I mean, Little Red looks like a precious moments dog figurine made flesh.
Well, I was ashamed when I realized that Ken was in bed with a Bratz doll. This means, as we all know, that Ken's sordid strangely proportioned mistress is also underage. Barbie is going to sue Ken's ass for EVERYTHING.
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