Ha ha, this guy's the worst and all, but hot damn what an analogy! It IS like the government said "yo, give us your fuckin' car, but teach us to drive fuckin' stick shift first"! Cuz you know my 97 Celica rolls 5-speed!
I received your cookbook, and I have tried some recipes from it. They were great. My hubby keeps looking in the cookbook, and asks “when will you cook this recipe?” I then respectfully cook it for him and watch him enjoy it as I nibble on a pretzel stick. —Lori Hamby, Florida
Wish I knew how to edit video so I could take out the 15 seconds I just stared at the screen trying to think of something, then settling on a second "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah", muthafackles.
Dear Sir,
Good news, I was recently adopted! Unfortunately, many of the people I seem to be encountering in my new life are being quite rude to me. I have what some might consider a loose temper, and often end up lashing out at the people who are so mean. I suppose I should tell you now, I am a 33-year-old woman with a very real and common condition that plenty of people have that causes me to look like a 9 year old. My new parents are starting to be mean to me, and they are making me very angry. Would it be wrong for me to murder them? I suppose I should also tell you, I am a serial killer who escaped from a mental institution. Any advice?
Thanks to this endorsement by TLC, little chocolatiers everywhere have finally won their long hard battle to no longer be called "milk dud" by hatemongers.
"Nah, it's cool guys, you don't need to buy a wig, I've got it covered." - Link Actor, during phone interview (these auditions were definitely phone interviews)
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