In my last apartment I had a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Mr. Trump brandishing a claw hammer, his face snarled in mid-yell. Next to his face I had placed paper and pen. Guests were encouraged to write a "quote" so that Donald would appear to be yelling that phrase. It was quite popular.
This is the only relevance this man has for me. RIP Donald Trump 2005-2007
The way he looks is an extension of his disgusting personality. I'm sure we'd have no problem if he was an enormous, tanned action figure who loved Guided by Voices and volunteered at the homeless shelter. This prick is narcissism manifested, a putrid miasma of protein shakes and Axe body spray. Fuck him.
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