This one time I was stumbling drunk from my apartment at 3:00am looking for something to fuck and I was pushing past the dirty prostitutes that share the sidewalk one block from my place (and, let's be honest, they are my normal go-to) when I ran into Ke$ha. She offered to do anything I want for $20. I said, "stop, now." She said, "That is the one thing I will never do, old man." So I turned around and brought one of the whores back with me. They do not sing.
When is everyone going to realize that, like Questlove, Tracy Morgan is a waste? Then again, I did not attend the anniversary party, on account of being dead of leukemia, so Questlove could be great. But I doubt it. The pizza was probably good.
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