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Last year, my then five-year-old went around the whole month of April saying, "OH MY GOSH MOM YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!! APRIL FOOLS!!!" She is in kindergarten this year, so I am sure she will come home with an even more ridiculous April fools today. April Fools Day is so dumb and needs to be erased from calendars. You know, for the kids. And the parents.
Mules are not actually stubborn, they just have a high sense of self preservation. But I am with you...bring on the Top Chef recap. #iownamulegum
Spelling it with a C is the girl way, obsv.
Donald Glover can get it.
Oh! Those were not horses, those were mules! I work at a mule magazine, and our "rival" mule magazine had a big story about the mules that are going to be on his show. Sorry for the double mule post today, y'all...
*It's My brain done got melted in the snowstorm yesterday :/
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/hroswith/mule.jpg I'ts a cloned baby mule...and it is adorable!
And definitely don't fucking tell him what to do!
"In communist Russia, auto-focus sharpens YOU!" Right, because why is this picture so fuzzy?
Did you ever see the one where they have to rescue the puppy before he "messes" in the house? Classic Wonder Pets. Also, my kid recently informed me she was wwaayyy too old to watch Nick Jr. any more and that she would only be watching "regular" Nick from now on. I was a little sad at first, but then I was like, "Hey, no more Yo Gabba Gabba or Dora. Awesome."
I dated a guy from Pleasant Plains. Ugh. Arkansas. Is. The. Worst.
I just watched this one on Netflix yesterday. Sooo goood.
I wondered why Dee was not pregnant. I missed the first five minutes, so I just thought maybe they explained it then. This makes sense now!
Me, too! Me, too! Well, my degree is in print journalism anyway. (I'll insert my own "Ha Ha, Your medium is dying joke" here)
Or when they order 25 foot Italian party subs and try to host AA meetings at the house.
Yeah, that's what they all say. They all say "d'oh."
I signed in just to upvote this. 200 points to Gryffindor.
I ate at the California Pizza Kitchen yesterday. It was yummy.
I love Doug Loves Movies! I'm going to a Doug Benson show next week, and I am definitely going to wear a name tag. So excited.
Only if you consider 4'11" short. The other response I have gotten to this costume is, "Do Storm Troopers have boobs?"
Really? We should have our picture taken together, because I am going as a sexy Storm Trooper!
Agreed! It was a pretty exciting day for me, too. And I have a kid.
Here is another short story: So, I watched this movie in August with a boy I was dating. He thought it was hilarious! Like, he was laffing-out-loud. I remember thinking, "It might be time to bail on this whole relationship thing," as he was laughing hysterically at the part where they make the Faizon Love get naked. But I didn't, and then I found out I was his "other" girlfriend. Like, there was another one, besides me, too. So, for obvious reasons, I broke it off, like I should have done when I realized he thought this movie was funny... And then I found five dollars.
"Dwight Schrute. Star salesman. Beet farmer. Bed and breakfast proprietor. Aspiring freelance bodyguard."
She also says, "The boot kicked Bart! It kicked him right in the butt!" I find it hilarious. Her father does not.
"I said shut up, net face!" - Homer My five-year-old quotes this line quite often.
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i304/winsol2000/1111868117sdolinar10312006101744AM.jpg Happy Birthday! I googled "Topher Grace cake" and got this. I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it.
"Yeah, lots of storybooks have witches!" "Shut up, Kirk!"
The whole time I was watching, I kept thinking, "Geez, Betty Draper is the worst." She should go away.
I do, too! And I bought that season 20 special edition set and could barely get through it. One of the dvd's didn't work, and I didn't even care enough to exchange it for one that did. But I got a nifty little calendar I keep on my desk at work, so, yay?
Oh, I get it! It's "High" School, you know, because of drugs. That's clever, I guess! I didn't really understand at first, but I get it now!
Me, too! My boss (who is 69) keeps asking me what is so funny, and I tried to explain it, but she just looked at me...