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Turns out I only thought I hated Peaches Geldof BEFORE I saw this. Innocent times. At least now I know how to make Fern Cotton (the other blonde talent graveyard above) seem more likable.
+1 | 11/24/09 3:41 PM
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I don't know why I said 'main alien' when he's the only one but you get it - alien/Ken Barlow. Boom!
+4 | 9/21/09 7:27 PM
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This movie is much worse for British viewers where you have to block out that the main alien is the son of Ken Barlow.
+1 | 9/21/09 7:26 PM
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Didn't we guess she'd say yes to anything when she married Salman Rushdie?
+2 | 9/1/09 9:48 PM
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Yes but in his case just as an excuse to get shirtless and sweaty with other men. We're still assuming that anyone that right wing is a repressed homosexual, right?
0 | 8/31/09 8:42 PM
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I'm impressed that there's a two minute clip of Glenn Beck where he doesn't fake-cry.
+10 | 8/31/09 8:37 PM
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Fair enough. Although inflicting Gwyneth Paltrow on the world, let alone on us, will take some forgiving.
+3 | 8/28/09 2:06 PM
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But that was vengence for you sending Madonna over here. And she tried to pull an English accent too so that's provocation.
+5 | 8/28/09 1:07 PM
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I just saw an ad yesterday that the Real Housewives of New Jersey is coming to British TV. Thank you America and how many series of this shit-fest can we look forward to?
+5 | 8/28/09 12:37 PM
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It was a documentary. Well an episode of Jon Ronson's Crazy Rulers of the World series. So yeah. Viddy: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1128598/
+2 | 8/28/09 11:48 AM
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I bet over there she introduces them as Manzana and, er, Moses.
+13 | 7/1/09 8:19 PM
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He did it. He really did it. He managed to get worse.
+16 | 6/24/09 6:45 PM
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The sex was real? Including that hot session with Lisa's red dress?
+5 | 6/24/09 4:19 PM
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Especially in dealings with Perez Hilton.
+18 | 6/23/09 8:43 PM
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I'd find her a whiole lot more likeable if she'd change her stance on the whole "hitting people is not the answer" thing, because sometimes it is the answer Kelly Clarkson. Sometimes it is the answer.
+50 | 6/23/09 8:12 PM
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"I must be old-fashioned or something." I don't think 'something' quite covers what you are Miss Jackson. "I asked myself, "Vicki, is this movie making you feel good?" Myself replied, "This movie is making me angry, very sad, hopeless, and dirty-feeling."" Why do I suspect she conducted that exchange with herseld out loud?
+3 | 6/22/09 8:19 PM
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I feel for that lady, she looks so nice. And shit scared.
+2 | 6/10/09 9:29 PM
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I always used to wonder come come I'd never seen any of these British ad's that get posted online. Now I know. Because they're really Canadian. Also I was watching an old Simpsons episode the other day And Groundskeeper Willie said "Shite". Do you people not know that that's not a charming and inoffensive Scottish word?
0 | 6/10/09 9:15 PM
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You had me at "popular with prostitutes". The kid's still say "you had me at..." don't they?
+4 | 6/10/09 9:01 PM
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Reading these recaps has enabled me to confront my own deepest fears... that gravity is going to break one day and we're all just going to go spinning off into space and that there's a shark in my kitchen at night.
+6 | 6/10/09 8:45 PM
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