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I got your back on this one, badideajeans. I think she's the worst interviewer on the radio. She consistently gets outstanding guests, and then she walks them to the brink of some really interesting point and then she changes the subject. Always. Grrrrrrr.
Lawyer Mike, if you won't rest your case, who will?
tried to insert a jpeg of Lurch, but I'm too passive to figure out how to do it.
It's still okay for us men to be empty husks, though, right? I can still live my entire emotional and intellectual life vicariously through my wife, right?
"The intensity of stupidity looking back at you is just amazing." -- Werner Herzog on seeing this photo.
Given my avatar and my username, this whole thing is way too close for comfort. Get out of my head, Videogum.
Thanks for your honesty, Facetaco. If there's one thing the events of the last few weeks prove, it's that tacos of all kinds can bring this country together.
Hey, that's fantastic. That's exactly the kind of fact-based, rational response I'm dying for. I do disagree with you (I don't think the individual mandate is unconstitutional, at least not moreso than helmet or seatbelt laws, and I think Russia turning Soviet is more about them than about us, but also self-contradictorially (?!) I think the recent election protests there are in part about global reaction to the green revolution, which we supported), but I really appreciate the response. You've given me stuff to think about. Thanks.
Completely agree: 1. first month post-election, acted to save the entire american economy. (I know, he wasn't president yet, but if you remember, Bush stepped aside and let Obama and the Democrats work out the $700 B bailout. Ugly, sure, but I have friends at Goldman and JP Morgan, who at one point in late 2008 thought that the whole system might go down, like ATM's stop working. It was that serious.) 2. Saved American Auto industry (again, ugly, because fuck them for opposing regulation forever, and then asking for a bailout, but they survived and are now profitable, and the importance of that can't be underestimated.) 3. Broad based healthcare bill with provisions for universal coverage (again, super ugly, because there were many many compromises, but still something no other president has been able to do, and at least (if it survives legal challenges) creates the possiblity of fixing flaws within it as we go along. (Already, some paperwork requirements have been eliminated from the bill, etc.) Healthcare is largest percentage of GDP (I think. It's up there anyway), and growing, so someone's got to address it, and he's trying to. 4. Restored (a little) Americas reputation internationally. A lot of people really hated us internationally, and thought we were really dangerous and stupid during the Bush years. I know Republicans don't care about that, but the fact is, we need people in foreign countries to like us, or at least not hate us. There's a strong argument that Communism fell because of blue jeans and rock and roll, as much as because of political pressures. Without good will among lots of people in the world, it's much harder to get what we want. 5. Found and killed Bin Laden. (This was not easy and the decision to kill him without telling Pakistan was very ballsy and very, very serious.) 6. Supported the ousting of Gadaffi without losing American lives. Again, that was a very thin tightrope to walk, and in the face of a lot of opposition, he did it exactly right. 7. His DOJ has started to prosecute insider trading on Wall St. using wire taps and other tools of organized crime investigations. It seems like "no doy," but this is the first time anyone's done it, and hopefully, it will shake up a lot of folks on Wall St. I haven't mentioned a bunch of other stuff, but I'll stop here. He's easily the best, most effective president of my lifetime (middle aged), and doing all this in a time of increasing hostility and complexity. I DO NOT understand why Republicans keep saying he's "in over his head," unless that's code for something else they don't want to say publicly.
Can I just say, Gabe, that I'm always really curious about the same thing, and thank you Facetaco, for responding honestly. I do follow politics, but I don't watch Fox, so I often find myself wondering why people hate Obama so much. I don't quite understand why people are so opposed to healthcare for everyone. Yes, we can certainly debate the best way to do that (free market v. gov't v. combination), but I'm always suprised by the vehemence. Who doesn't agree that healthcare for everyone is a good thing? Do people really believe that poor people should be left to bleed to death on street corners, or die from curable diseases? Same thing with regulations generally: doesn't everyone agree that the environment should be protected, and that there's a role for the government in doing that? Otherwise factories will just pollute the shit out of everyting (cf. IBM pouring PCBs into the Hudson River in the '70s). Happy to debate the optimal level of regulation verus efficiency, but who doesn't think that pollution rules need to be enforced? And then there's the whole religion thing. Most of the mainstream Republican candidates seem obliged to be skeptical of evolution, and to stress that it's just a theory. That really, really troubles me, because it's a denial of real, empirical, verifiable data in the name of religion. What else are you prepared to deny? After all, gravity is a theory, too (why does one mass exert a force on another mass far away? We don't really know.) but it's undeniable. Evolution is observable (you can watch it in generations of fruit flies in labs any day of the week.) When mainstream republicans insist that it's only a "theory," as though God creating the earth 7,000 years ago is an equally valid possibility, they're faking, right? They can't be serious? (And Facetaco, that to me is a much more troubling instance of people not taking the job seriously than someone hamming it up at the Apollo. It's the Apollo for fuck's sake. There's a lot of history on that stage, and showing that you're aware of it, and that it means something to you, in a way that's also stylish and graceful is completely and utterly awesome, and not at all frivolous. No other president, (except maybe Bill Clinton, and he was so, so flawed), has had a direct connection to Black folks in this country, and it means a huge amount to see it demonstrated, even though, ultimately, it may not mean much in terms of policies, etc.) I know, tl;dr. And this is not, after all, a politics blog. But on politics blogs, everyone's all wound up and shouting, so maybe this is the perfect place to have an honest and low key exchange of perspectives, so thanks Gabe and FT.
Can I just say, Gabe, that I'm always really curious about the same thing, and thank you Facetaco, for responding honestly. I do follow politics, but I don't watch Fox, so I often find myself wondering why people hate Obama so much. I don't quite understand why people are so opposed to healthcare for everyone. Yes, we can certainly debate the best way to do that (free market v. gov't v. combination), but I'm always suprised by the vehemence. Who doesn't agree that healthcare for everyone is a good thing? Do people really believe that poor people should be left to bleed to death on street corners, or die from curable diseases? Same thing with regulations generally: doesn't everyone agree that the environment should be protected, and that there's a role for the government in doing that? Otherwise factories will just pollute the shit out of everyting (cf. IBM pouring PCBs into the Hudson River in the '70s). Happy to debate the optimal level of regulation verus efficiency, but who doesn't think that pollution rules need to be enforced? And then there's the whole religion thing. Most of the mainstream Republican candidates seem obliged to be skeptical of evolution, and to stress that it's just a theory. That really, really troubles me, because it's a denial of real, empirical, verifiable data in the name of religion. What else are you prepared to deny? After all, gravity is a theory, too (why does one mass exert a force on another mass far away? We don't really know.) but it's undeniable. Evolution is observable (you can watch it in generations of fruit flies in labs any day of the week.) When mainstream republicans insist that it's only a "theory," as though God creating the earth 7,000 years ago is an equally valid possibility, they're faking, right? They can't be serious? (And Facetaco, that to me is a much more troubling instance of people not taking the job seriously than someone hamming it up at the Apollo. It's the Apollo for fuck's sake. There's a lot of history on that stage, and showing that you're aware of it, and that it means something to you, in a way that's also stylish and graceful is completely and utterly awesome, and not at all frivolous. No other president, (except maybe Bill Clinton, and he was so, so flawed), has had a direct connection to Black folks in this country, and it means a huge amount to see it demonstrated, even though, ultimately, it may not mean much in terms of policies, etc.) I know, tl;dr. And this is not, after all, a politics blog. But on politics blogs, everyone's all wound up and shouting, so maybe this is the perfect place to have an honest and low key exchange of perspectives, so thanks Gabe and FT.
I'm feeling terribly guilty about writing this. My grandmother was the sweetest and funniest woman ever, seriously. She smoked a pipe, and used to sing crazy Italian songs, and would sometimes pretend not to understand english, and loved to cheat at cards (but would always get caught, because she was terrible at it). She was all around fantastic, and I never heard her say a single unkind thing to anyone. Confession complete.
"You better shut your fucking mouth and eat those goddam motherfucking Cherrios before I shove that bowl up your ass, you fucking piece of shit" -- my 89 year-old grandmother to me when I was six.
She looks kind of pale, I'll admit, but she's not dead.
Be honest, KajusX. First you were like, "Mom?"
I think we need to do a series of psa's for the dads called "It Gets Worse." The things my kids have laughed at me about this week: my bald spot how 'everyone knows' my wife is much more successful than me [which is totally true, but still] how my eyes bug out in pictures my singing my hook shot
It's kind of not fair that Jesus is such a big Broncos fan. Maybe if the Giants could get Vishnu on their side, it would kind of even out. Still, some team is going to get stuck with Queztacoatl, or something, and then what are they going to do?
George's doorman, who plays Axis and Allies with him on Thursdays, told me all about it. George is assembling a team like in Inception. They've been training in a mockup of a 747 in a tunnel near George's house in Italy. They're going to put Brad to sleep during a transatlanic flight, and they'll have a team of surgeons on board, and when he wakes up, it's going to be like, "Surprise gender reassignment! Gotcha!" Brad is going to be all "Whaaaapen?"
Ditto 2 tha Ditto. Just think of a movie like Gangs of New York. They had a historian on set the whole time (I met him at a party once. yay me.) who was just there to make sure the costumes and props were all accurate. And the sets? Hard to imagine anyone doing that work, investing that money, without being sure there were going to be bus posters and full page ads in newspapers, etc. to promote the hell out of it. I wouldn't. When we see subway ads for Youtube channels, with merchandise tie-ins, and the stars (more sand girl) doing the morning talkshow circuit, then the future will be not the future. any more!
Sorry. PRETTY sure I can just sue him for obviously going forward in time to steal my idea and then going back in time to make one of the greatest movies ever made. And his little dog, too.
I think it should be K9 police academy, and it should have the exact same script, but all the parts are played by dogs. Not animated, either: real dogs, and they just do that thing they do to make their lips move. The bad guys should be played by squirrels.
Wait, we're supposed to write the actual call out, right? Not just name the author. Like: L.Ron Hubbard: most of his novels are pretty good with aliens and cool space ships and whatnot. But that one Dianetics? Too many big words, and the plot is, like, totally unbelievable. No one would ever believe that there are souls in volcanos, or that you can solve your problems by holding on to tin cans and paying all your money to some fucked up organization where people wear sailor suits and shit. I just didn't believe it at all. Like that, right?
Can we get one of those guns that shoots a giant net and just shoot it at all the adults involved in this whole thing, and take a crane and lift them into a shipping container and ship them out to sea forever and ever? Then we need to find lesbian feminist couples in Brooklyn to adopt the kids. Who's with me?
R2D2, you're a lawyer. It's totally legal to shoot someone for touching a yard sign in Alabama, right?
What's the act called?...... ..... The Aristocrats!
Yes, but would have been even better if they used a wig instead of injection molded polystyrene for the hair.
Srsly. I feel safer knowing this guy is off the streets. Now I can go back to roasting a squirrel over a burning ashcan for my children to eat when they get back from selling matches on the corner.
This video is from weeks ago. It's from when North Korea's found out Ryan Gosling wasn't named the sexiest man alive.
Hark! The Baby Reincarnation of Ethel Merman Sing!
Crinkly Cranks: 2 Old 2 Cranky
I totally desrve all the downvotes for this, so thanks. I just have an extreme dislike of knicknacks, and I always think about better uses for the money that's spent nationally on "collectibles." (Just to put it in perspective, spending on NASCAR memoribilia alone is between $1.5 - $2 billion per year. That's a lot of money!) And yes, I understand how the free market works, and that people are entitled to buy stuff in their personal persuit of happiness, but I still feel like: "Ugh. That's what we as a country spend our money on?" And by saying I'm not especially broke, I didn't mean to sound braggy. I'm broke, just not more broke than lots of other folks these days. Also when the lady commented on somenone's reaction to her car, saying that's the reaction she's looking for, it just pissed me off. I drive to get somewhere, not hoping people notice me. I feel like everyone's trying to be the star of their own reality show, begging to be noticed. It makes me angry (hence my avatar). Anyway, back to downvoting me, pls.
I know it's a free country, but this is when communism starts to look sensible. I can put that woman's money to much better use, and I'm not even especially broke. She needs to just give me all the hippo money she wasted on hippo crap. Not to mention she drives around in that thing, adding to traffic and taking up parking spots because she thinks it's her business to make people smile??? If I was stuck in traffic behind her, I'd take road rage to a brand new level.
That's what the screenplay must look like: EXT. SIDEWALK. DAY. MOE tries to poke CURLY in the eye. CURLY ducks, and MOE hits LARRY. CURLY smiles, pleased with himself, until LARRY stomps on his foot. CURLY hops up and down, clutching his foot, and bumps into MOE, who falls into wet cement nearby. LARRY oh for fuck's sake. They all do the same stupid shit they've always done for the next 120 min. O.K.? Fucking cut and fucking print. Fuck.
But now you think it's hysterical, right?