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I would have been great for this role back when i was drinking more capri sun, in the late 90s.
6k in income and children? He was definitely going to get a refund.
"Earl, i though you said this was my shoehorn? This doesn't taste like my shoehorn"
I don't feel like this gets said enough but Gabe, you are killing it today. Like Spacetronauts krumping behind ke$Ha who is playing with laser beams in a USA cape sorts of LOLk investments. Just the greatest at jokes. So thanks!
I cannot describe how profoundly this trailer fails to appeal to any of my interests.
No hardies about the age restriction. There's something to be said for not having gout or a living memory of the Teapot Dome Scandal. If you need me, i'll be in Teen Korner, riding the LIL MONSTER YOUTH QUAKE.
I said that to my Electrodynamics professor this morning and she slapped me. =(
Jay Leno! Nicholas Sparks!
Is there a jail with a nice PA system playing a lot of JBieb that i can go to instead?
Perhaps this is because all of the Geocities have finally sunk into the Oops Ocean like so many Comic Sans Atlantises.
their "favorite restaurant" looks an awful lot like an office break room.
Clinton: "George, if you happen to shake hands with anyone especially ugly or poor looking, feel free to wipe your hand off on my shirt." George: "Oh no! I couldn't impose on you like that! I'm the Decider not the Wiper!" Clinton: "Really, no biggie. You know as well as i do that i have many shirts."
When Joe Biden retires, he's going to live in my closet and make me laugh all day and we'll play catch and throw rocks at squirrels and drink Yoohoo by the dumpster behind CarpetWorld and be the best of pals.
Mr. Chomsky, shut your mouth; you look stupid, and it's ruining this website.
the weird part is growing up in Topeka KS, where Westboro Baptist is based, and seeing your 8-yo friends from school on the side of road holding up signs with stick figures doing anal. Blows little minds.
Another week, another revolution. This week i'm crusading against: *Spins wheel* ... AVATARS WITH OPEN MOUTHS
The anti werttrew revolutionary is as much a strawman as the anti four-sided-triangle revolutionary. RIDICULOUS! KRAZEE! Werttrew is the dunkaroos to all of our 10-year-old after-school bellies.
Stevie, i'm torn here between reaching out, giving you that ol christian side hug and epointing/ilaughing at you and your TalbainJ Jr. antics. ... Awww, come here, champ. it's gonna be okay.
Alright, where are we for snacks? Well, we tried to get meat, but the rider is obscene! 16 mauve towels embroiders with an M and with mayo on only one side? Four runners with Hormel jerseys? A bucket of warm ice? Even if we could get this stuff, we can't afford it! Hmm, have you tried talking to the other snack groups?
Happy 2 year! Ah! The cotton anniversary!
Sweet friend, the pain is still too near. For I am not ready to reminisce about something that happened an hour ago.
some good points boof (can i call you boof? sure i can), but it's hard for me to motivate against a movie that plays into the goon/goof dichotomy when that movie looks funny and when i love to laff. I am a weak man!
Do you have a gif that says "let's take this Hate Train to Safe Station" in a non-incendiary way?
Oops. The new rectangular shape for the new oval LP!
So, i'm hate-poking around Jaylenosgarage, right? Just looking at the all-you-can-hate buffet that is this terrible site when i look up see the tab for "games". Which is alarming. Because i like games!!! Games r fun! I like fun games! Does that mean i have to like Jaylenosgarage? Then i click on it and a shitty little window pops up that says "coming soon" and i laugh and laugh and laugh and fuck you, Jay Leno.
I bet this was Taylor's call. He tore this picture of his fav mag then took it into his photoshopper, just i like do with my barber: "Make me look like this!"
They should give this movie the Oscar for Best Title Punctuation because LOL
My vote goes to either Drive Barrymore or Piston Bale.
Oh hey! Thanks dood! Sir, you have shaved *seconds* off my days. Seconds. Important ones. You just saved (part of) my life!
Oh man! I have to go to the bottom of the page to click through to stereogum now?! I have been wildly inconvenienced. Also, good work webernet men. Change and Hope 2010.
That toliet has some epic flush capacity.
this is, at best, a symbolic acknowledgement of the short-sighted misanthropy we engage in here everyday. but what else can be done? gotta keep ourselves honest. thanks gabe! never change! stay n touch! we should hang out sometime! i always noticed you at lunch! H.A.G.S!
that upside-down text is giving me violent flashbacks. *shakes fist at the heavens* ISTANBUUUUUUUUL!!!!!
This has You Can Make It Up written all over it. With the "it" dotted with a little heart obvs.
Can you help me? I am a human adult male who, one time, peed my pants on stage in front of a lot of people! And I am a human adult male. I pretended like peeing my pants was an act of professional dedication, but i peed my pants in front of many people and i am a human adult male. What should i do?
Sir, having violated 3 of the first 4 terms and conditions, i advise you to cease and desist before this gets dramatic and ugly.