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Paris Hilton IS Ghengis Khan
0 | 5/3/10 6:45 PM
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Oh thank you, clearly I was drunk when I read that part.
0 | 4/30/10 10:38 PM
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Wasn't it Orestes that killed Clytamnestra? Just saying....
0 | 4/30/10 1:19 AM
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“I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared,” Actual Megan Fox quote. And when I typed "Megan Fox d" into google, "umb quotes" immediately popped up.
+2 | 4/30/10 1:14 AM
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The only thing more disappointing than her acting is her attempt at an accent. Or maybe that is part of her acting? What I'm trying to say is that Megan Fox is a simpleton.
+15 | 4/29/10 3:07 PM
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Who in the hell put this cast together? Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, Megan Fox and Johnny Basil from OZ? It's as if someone blindly jabbed a finger at a list of names to pick these actors.
+7 | 4/29/10 2:58 PM
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It appears to be an orangutan.
+9 | 4/29/10 2:43 PM
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My office was closed for three days last year because someone drove a car out of the adjacent parking garage and through the wall on the second floor of my building.
+4 | 4/29/10 2:36 PM
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My roommate has one. It's green and between the color and the strange vomit-like noises, it's like living with a tiny seasick man.
+44 | 4/29/10 11:22 AM
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I used to live around the corner from the Grey's Papaya they filmed a scene in from of. I was so relieved when I moved, every time I saw that Grey's Papaya I got Vietnam-style flashbacks of this awful, awful movie.
+1 | 4/27/10 11:12 AM
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There had better be poison in this Twilight ring.
+14 | 4/27/10 11:03 AM
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Oh MAN. Is it bad that I can't wait until I can play the Wicked Summer drinking game. For surely there will be a Wicked Summer drinking game.
+5 | 4/15/10 12:18 PM
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That mustache is more realistic than most of the plots of Two and a Half Men. And more enjoyable.
+7 | 4/14/10 2:22 PM
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Did anyone really think that people were giving it away for free to Steven Seagal?
+17 | 4/13/10 4:41 PM
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AHHHH!!!!! NICK AND NORAH!!! This is the day I have been waiting for. I hate Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist more than any other movie on earth. It is King Worst of Worstopia. It automatically wins as worst movie of all time. I'll be sad to say goodbye to The Hunt, but there cannot possibly be another movie worse than Nick and Norah, and so I can only conclude that The Hunt must end. Goodbye Hunt! Burn in Hell Nick and Norah!
+1 | 4/13/10 10:59 AM
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I disagree.
0 | 4/11/10 9:56 PM
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That's going straight into the LOLk. I'm looking at a really solid LOL investment portfolio now, thanks to this.
0 | 4/9/10 5:57 PM
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Is that what she was doing? Was that why her pants were missing?
+1 | 4/9/10 5:46 PM
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I'd say the prices are comparable.
+4 | 4/9/10 5:30 PM
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Us baby monsters just sat at home. Alone. Thinking about the fun we could be having if we were months older.... Or rich enough for fake IDs.
+14 | 4/9/10 5:12 PM
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