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So is John Gosslin going to watch the kids? Will he get Christian Audigier to help him like they're in some twisted white trash version of the Sound of Music?
0 | 4/8/10 5:02 PM
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I've seen it too. Multiple times. Sad. Can I just point out how appropriate the Bjork ad right next to the video is? I think maybe Zach actually stole his hackey sack performance art from Bjork.
+2 | 4/7/10 6:26 PM
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What?
+13 | 4/6/10 11:53 AM
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That is a more lifelike facial expression than I have ever seen her make. I also like how she's wearing shoes even with the nudity.
+20 | 4/6/10 11:12 AM
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Maybe that Mythbusters guy can build you a robot Gwyneth Paltrow sidekick.
+9 | 4/6/10 11:06 AM
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Am I wrong, or do the middle ones bear a resemblance to Jack White?
+1 | 4/6/10 11:05 AM
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http://tinypic.com/r/6pnwv9/5
0 | 4/1/10 10:45 PM
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http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6pnwv9&s=5
0 | 4/1/10 10:43 PM
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I wish there were some kind of a potion that would make people magically self-aware. I would put so much in Nicholas Sparks' protein smoothies. He would probably deplete my stock of it and I would have to indure the long and complicated process of making more from scratch.
+6 | 4/1/10 10:40 PM
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Maybe a Stallone dance solo?
+1 | 4/1/10 3:06 PM
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Could Sylvester Stallone at least do a cameo in Step Up 3D as a tough-love dance coach or something?
+1 | 4/1/10 2:34 PM
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It's like Schindler's List and Hostel had a horrible, grotesque baby.
+6 | 4/1/10 2:32 PM
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The banana phone was really the only draw of the picture.
+8 | 4/1/10 2:14 PM
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AHH! THEY'RE SITTING ON THE SEATS! WITH NO UNDERWEAR! Surely this is the start of some unimaginable new disease. I think the creation of Super-Ebola or whatever is way more offensive than the obnoxious nudity.
+47 | 4/1/10 1:35 PM
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Maybe the Expendables would be improved by some dancing, Step Up 3D would definitely be improved by some guns.
+21 | 4/1/10 1:21 PM
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Jamie's Foxx's Latest Attempt to Recapture the Success of Ray.
0 | 4/1/10 12:26 AM
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Oh yeah, I think I remember that part in The Libation Bearers when Aegisthus has his image engraved on a vase for building a house or whatever and that's how Clytaemnestra falls in love with him? JUST LIKE NICHOLAS SPARKS.
+5 | 4/1/10 12:22 AM
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I didn't know that Ronnie from Jersey Shore had a rap career.
0 | 3/31/10 10:36 AM
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So you're saying that all the Tea Parties were caused by Biff Tanen going back in time to steal a sports almanac?
+1 | 3/31/10 10:33 AM
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Did he have to close the whole resort for the video? It's like Justin Bieber doesn't even understand the economic impact of lost tourism dollars on a post-colonial Caribbean nation. And he looks like Ms. Jackson, my high school gym teacher.
+1 | 3/30/10 7:39 PM
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Why would you let a man who has been SHOT THROUGH THE HEART drive you anywhere? It just seems unwise. And I didn't see any seatbelts.
+6 | 3/30/10 7:19 PM
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It would be nice if I could quit you.... there's probably a patch or something, right? No? Well ok.
+1 | 3/30/10 12:16 PM
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Suxxing aside, That 70's Show is a pretty accurate portrayal of Wisconsin. Weed, weed, fried cheese, weed, drive to Chicago, weed, etc.
+2 | 3/30/10 12:10 PM
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I remember when my elementary school did a production of Requiem for a Dream.
+9 | 3/30/10 12:02 PM
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It's his only role that does not involve a foot fetish. Hopefully.
+1 | 3/20/10 12:16 AM
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Nick and Nora's Nonexistant Playlist* *wishful thinking
0 | 3/15/10 10:54 PM
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That's exactly how I felt about that movie.
0 | 3/15/10 10:51 PM
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Maybe that bat could give Robert Pattinson some acting lessons.
+1 | 3/15/10 10:47 PM
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Also, I see that Gwyneth Paltrow has shared her shiny-legs secret with the people at Calvin Klein. I guess her Miracle Leg Shine is now for torsos too.
+2 | 3/15/10 10:36 PM
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Is this a real ad? Or is this a video The Lonely Island made as a sequal to the Bing Bong Brothers' song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iiyRv_NrQ
0 | 3/15/10 10:32 PM
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What if people actually talked in tabloid jargon? “Hey guys, I just spotted mom and dad canoodling over poptarts and orange juice in household hotspot THE KITCHEN. They’ve been spotted together pretty regularly since the Little League game last week.”
0 | 3/15/10 10:22 PM
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I nominate Camille. Not an adaptation of the respected Dumas play. The movie that features James Franco giving a bewigged Sienna Miller a sensual formaldehyde massage.* *Actual event in movie.
+6 | 3/15/10 10:11 PM
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"Law and Order S-V-U. Beatings, rapes and murders, too."
+4 | 3/11/10 5:33 PM
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Was the liquid melting the schelack off of her face?
0 | 3/11/10 12:19 AM
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I think the most disturbing thing about this video was Calen's improper pluralization of the word wife. It's wives, Calen, not wifes.
0 | 3/10/10 11:50 PM
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