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Jeremy Piven definitely thinks he's producing a documentary about cocaine. "What? Glassblowing?" Breaking: Turtle from Entourage is planning to produce a new show called 'Shrooms, which profiles washrooms and other toilet facilities of the Midwest.
It's natural cakeordeath! And it's how people used to be born in the pre-GOOP era. Also: so sorry, everyone.
Clear and Presents Danger
Videogum has the best comments section on this series of tubes. Upvotes for everyone!
It makes sense because I actually had a lot of fun eating that Band-Aid.
Also, speaking of WMsOAT, the one and only Birdemic is now streaming on Netflix. I watched it on Saturday and then went to see The Tree of Life on Sunday. It's like I ate an old Band-Aid one evening and beluga caviar the next.
Have you guys listened to Charlie Kaufman's radio play, "Hope Leaves the Theater"? It's great and it features Peter Dinklage, who is also great.
Girlfriend needs to put some GOOP on those flyaways, mm-hmmm! Nailed it, sassy style.
No, I would not be caught dead with Gwyneth Paltrow. Thanks for asking!
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69 hot dogs (and buns!) in 10 minutes seems unreal... http://i54.tinypic.com/wwkbqx.jpg
Luther Series 2 airs on June 14th! WHY AH YUH DEWWING THIIS, AHHHLISSSSSSS??
"We need another season of The Wire! We need Simon and Burns to expose the fact that virtually every aspect of our system is thoroughly corrupt and broken. Oh wait."
Raging Mujahardon
The Chronic Insufferability
Eazy-E really lucked out by dying 15 years before this clip.
Ed Burns (the poor man's David Simon) is creating a new show about teachers! Seeing as how Season 4 of The Wire is one of the greatest things ever filmed, I am super excited. It will star Dr. Lawrence Jacoby's daughter.
Best line of the entire movie: "You like how my flaps open?"
"There's semen everywhere. I literally cracked a blanket in half."
Open Face/Off The French Dip Connection
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I'm 110% positive that I clicked "Reply" under Baby Friday's "6 degrees of meme bacon" post. Dang it!
I used to have band practice in the garage of the guy who created "House of Cosbys"! And my friend Abed is the real life inspiration for Abed of Community fame! Oh boy, wow!
Stuff White People Forage For
Counterpoint inspired by Turturro's afro: "In three weeks, the Coens wrote a script with a title role written specifically for actor John Turturro, with whom they'd been working on Miller's Crossing. The new movie, Barton Fink, was set in a large, seemingly-abandoned hotel." (Wikipedia) This April, we are all Coenses.
Needs more dude with progeria.