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Padma fact #12: That's not chocolate.
Planned Parenthood, obviously.
p.s. this one is for the KELLY SUPERFANS who click through on ALL of the afternoon links
"I want to report a rape." --Chris Kattan http://i41.tinypic.com/2qt93pw.jpg
The Sisterhood of the Unbuttoned Pants
Speaking of biting hands and Werther's Originals: http://i39.tinypic.com/2wbublw.jpg
Andy Serkis can play the dry pants. Still works.
"I'm just here for the free wifi." http://i52.tinypic.com/dy56s3.jpg
Stupid words used this episode: vampup, fangrape. Fan-grape: http://i52.tinypic.com/xba59c.jpg Vam-pup: http://i52.tinypic.com/2wltu9v.jpg
Quick, get on the computer train that goes directly from the center of the computer to the portal! Shouldn't that be a bus? (get it? computers!)
Gross. I wouldn't fuck Carrot Top with Kathy Griffin's dick.
and this is why Mr. Hausfrau is THE BEST! My very brief heyday on vgum came and went and now I am very old and the kids have taken over but you still remember! It's like being invited back for old-timer's day. 3 hearts right back at ya!
"Lady Liberty kept flashing them big ass titties at me, so I fucked her." --France
Now you have to fuck her sister. That's just how that works.
Exhibit 100 gazillion in the ongoing case of Men Will Say and Do ANYTHING to Get Laid. p.s. can someone let me know if this actually works?
The first rule of Night Club is that you don't talk about Night Club. The second rule of Night Club is where am I? Who are you people? I need to go home.