I thought Shane was supposed to be a world-class gun trainer and he let's the kid hold a gun sideways?! I guess we're supposed to believe he didn't notice cuz he was training Andrea so hard? I guess we should be thankful T-Dawg was there to correct his form! Ugh. This show...
The whole "zombie down a well" scene bothered me so much, and here's why:
a.) How is "We need live bait" a logical answer to the situation. Maybe you should take more than 2 minutes with the original plan before abandoning it!
b.) In a world where human life is so precious, why risk a fellow friend to lasso a zombie down a well?
c.) Why is it that every time someone develops a shitty plan, Glen is the guy fingered to carry it out? And why doesn't he stand up for himself for once? Like, "Fuck you, it's your turn to undertake this poorly planned and insanely dangerous mission for once!"
d.) At what point did Glen find the time/clarity of mind/courage to lasso the zombie. I would have just kicked and screamed like a girl 'til they yanked me back up. A little too convenient. Ugh.
I stopped caring about the episode shortly after this scene (during the 10 minutes of following commercials.).
I'd like to point out that Sophia wasn't really "chased into" the woods, as much as she "ran into" the woods. If I was getting pursued by flesh-eating zombies, I'd sure as hell run TOWARDS my friends with the machetes and guns, not AWAY from them into the deep, dark woods. Whatever suspension of disbelief was still existing in my mind up to that point got flushed down the cramped RV toilet...
Was anyone else SERIOUSLY disturbed by the poor quality of German accents in this movie?They should have put Stanley Tucci in lederhosen and made Hugo Weaving wear a monocle and pickelhaube, for Christ's sake! Who was their dialect coach? Sgt. Schultz?!
P.S. Needed more Hugo Weaving!
I agree, explainer. As a Philadelphia local, I found it a little tasteless that Bam's mother called into the Preston & Steve show (a local radio personality) to break the news that Ryan had died. For all of that mourny-weepy-leave us alone BS Bam is shoveling, they certainly found plenty of time to insert themselves into the media as figureheads of sorrow. What about Ryan's parents? The family of the "unnamed passenger"? Nope. We're famous. We grieve harder and are therefore more important. Classless move, Margera clan.
Bringing him back as Stannis would be futile. Sean Bean has to be killed in anything he stars in. Partridge in Equilibrium, Alec Trevelyn in Goldeneye, Boromir in LOTR, The Hitcher in The Hitcher, and now Ned Stark. Pretty much if Sean Bean is in a film, he's got a better than 50-50 chance of dying. I think it's in his contract somewhere...
Oh come on! A space-time cork was so worth all of the buildup!
Actually, no, it wasn't. I still punch myself in the dick every morning nearly a year later for having watched. No amount of mute-Kate can wash that taste out of my mouth!
Never trust a man who does not have prescription lenses in his glasses. That's what my mom told me when I left for college. She's a drunk, but a damn wise drunk at that!
*watched. I really need to start proofing. I was too busy trying to think of scenes in which Natalie Portman was the least bit sexy in "Thor". Nope. None.
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