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I'm pretty sure every sex scene in this show is weird and gross and the least sexy ever. It's like they're trying to make me apologize to myself for watching it.
Did anyone else notice the woman doing the voice over for the next episode clip? It sounded like an old lady and a small girl at the same time, with a dash of Moaning Myrtle. Harry Potter jokez!
I just read about how the last episode, with all the deaths and such, was supposed to let everyone know how TRULY EVIL Man in Black is, but with this episode, it's just like they erased that entirely. Now I just want to play whatever that game is he made up with him and loom him a new tunic.
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If they're going to make Jesse say things like 'I want to be your one and only' they could at least let him sing it. Then I wouldn't mind so much. (But seriously, I just want to listen to him sing!)
I like that random shot of Christina Aguilera's perfume right after she sets the closet on fire. Now I know what to use the next time I BBQ something.
Ew. This movie sucks. I remember watching it when it came out when I was in middle school (I guess?) and still enchanted by college, but this just left me feeling like, huh? That's what college is like? Well, if that's what college is like then college is dumb. Then I went and crimped by hair. Probably.
Now I know what happened to Melissa Etheridge.
I would never be a gangster. Not unless it involves cornrows.
Done. (Though they might not show up until year 2012.)
Locke is great and all, but am I the only one that wishes the smoke monster was still in the body of the 'looks like your mother fucked a monkey' guy from Deadwood?
Agreed. I want to be matchers!
"I'll show you my d*ck if you show me yours." --Egg's tombstone.
Watch out, she might blue crush yo ass.
"Alohomora Ben's ankle shackle! I learned that one from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. It was a long exile." --Smoke Monster Locke
I'd like to recommend Swordfish. I just saw it again on tv and was reminded how terrible it is. "Crack this computer code while this lady gives you a blow job! Because you never know what the situation will be in in the future." --John Travolta's character
I can't believe I won! Maybe my mom will be proud of me again!
Best Picture The Hurt Locker Best Director Kathryn Bigelow – The Hurt Locker Best Actor Jeff Bridges – Crazy Heart Best Actress Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side Best Supporting Actor Christoph Waltz – Inglourious Basterds Best Supporting Actress Mo’Nique – Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire Best Original Screenplay The Hurt Locker – Mark Boal Best Adapted Screenplay Up in the Air – Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner from Up in the Air by Walter Kirn Best Animated Feature Up – Pete Docter Best Foreign Language Film Un Prophète (France) in French, Corsican and Arabic – Jacques Audiard Best Documentary Feature Food, Inc. – Robert Kenner and Elise Pearlstein Best Documentary Short Music by Prudence – Roger Ross Williams and Elinor Burkett Best Live Action Short The New Tenants – Joachim Back and Tivi Magnusson Best Animated Short A Matter of Loaf and Death – Nick Park Best Original Score Up – Michael Giacchino Best Original Song “The Weary Kind (Theme from Crazy Heart)” from Crazy Heart – Ryan Bingham and T-Bone Burnett Best Sound Editing Avatar – Christopher Boyes and Gwendolyn Yates Whittle Best Sound Mixing The Hurt Locker – Paul N.J. Ottosson and Ray Beckett Best Art Direction Avatar – Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg; Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair Best Cinematography Avatar – Mauro Fiore Best Makeup Star Trek – Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow Best Costume Design The Young Victoria – Sandy Powell Best Film Editing The Hurt Locker – Chris Innis and Bob Murawski Best Visual Effects Avatar – Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones
So I was just out exploring the jungle one day when I had to save the life of a human disguised as one of us! He was grateful but didn't even care that I had to kill a bunch of innocent alien hyenas. Then to make matters worse, my dad is totally making me teach him our ways even though he is a dumb asshole! But then when I got to know him I saw there was more to him than being a dumb asshole, and I fell in love with him and fucked him underneath our most sacred Goddess tree. It was great for a minute but then I found out he is actaully working with the other bad humans to force us to move so they can bulldoze our treehouse and dig up the rocks underneath it! Please help, my people are being slaughtered as we speak! What should I do?
I met Aziz at a Beirut concert once. Just though I'd share.
Well, if Libby is coming back, there better be TONS of me!
He isn't dead anymore; the wikipedia page now says he is 'the President and CEO of NBC Universal, who stabbed Conan O'Brien in the back and will rot in Hell.'
The Hangover - great Star Trek - great I Love You, Man - good Up in the Air - meh Charlie Bartlett - okay
It was nice of Don Cheadle to be in this movie to free up more time for Terrance Howard to ride his go-cart of life. What a good guy.
I hope Michael C.Hall wins a Golden Globe for Dexter. Because the Emmys already happened this year, right?
I would apologize to everyone on behalf of Italian-Americans everywhere, but I'm Sicilican, so I guess that's different, because it isn't attached to Italy and like, such as
I wish I had some chips right now.
I love your icon. Every time I see it I have to watch it for a few seconds, and I have no idea what it is.
"I'm watching Roseanne reruns. She goes to get in a tub, and someone says "the water is 108 degrees" ... I immediately screamed "JACOB!" I also do this whenever it's 1:08 time-wise.
So you're telling me she's saying 'manfully' a lot. As in, "Edward ate his cake manfully."
You can tell it's Twilight related because of the font.
Draco Malfoy saw this movie and loved it.
Great recap. I actually think it has some potential... not to mention there is nothing else on Tuesday nights! I'd rather watch V than two hours of fat people exercising or 'celebrities' 'dancing'.
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