I'm pretty sure every sex scene in this show is weird and gross and the least sexy ever. It's like they're trying to make me apologize to myself for watching it.
Did anyone else notice the woman doing the voice over for the next episode clip? It sounded like an old lady and a small girl at the same time, with a dash of Moaning Myrtle. Harry Potter jokez!
I just read about how the last episode, with all the deaths and such, was supposed to let everyone know how TRULY EVIL Man in Black is, but with this episode, it's just like they erased that entirely. Now I just want to play whatever that game is he made up with him and loom him a new tunic.
If they're going to make Jesse say things like 'I want to be your one and only' they could at least let him sing it. Then I wouldn't mind so much. (But seriously, I just want to listen to him sing!)
Ew. This movie sucks. I remember watching it when it came out when I was in middle school (I guess?) and still enchanted by college, but this just left me feeling like, huh? That's what college is like? Well, if that's what college is like then college is dumb. Then I went and crimped by hair. Probably.
Locke is great and all, but am I the only one that wishes the smoke monster was still in the body of the 'looks like your mother fucked a monkey' guy from Deadwood?
I'd like to recommend Swordfish. I just saw it again on tv and was reminded how terrible it is. "Crack this computer code while this lady gives you a blow job! Because you never know what the situation will be in in the future." --John Travolta's character
Best Picture
The Hurt Locker
Best Director
Kathryn Bigelow – The Hurt Locker
Best Actor
Jeff Bridges – Crazy Heart
Best Actress
Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side
Best Supporting Actor
Christoph Waltz – Inglourious Basterds
Best Supporting Actress
Mo’Nique – Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire
Best Original Screenplay
The Hurt Locker – Mark Boal
Best Adapted Screenplay
Up in the Air – Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner from Up in the Air by Walter Kirn
Best Animated Feature
Up – Pete Docter
Best Foreign Language Film
Un Prophète (France) in French, Corsican and Arabic – Jacques Audiard
Best Documentary Feature
Food, Inc. – Robert Kenner and Elise Pearlstein
Best Documentary Short
Music by Prudence – Roger Ross Williams and Elinor Burkett
Best Live Action Short
The New Tenants – Joachim Back and Tivi Magnusson
Best Animated Short
A Matter of Loaf and Death – Nick Park
Best Original Score
Up – Michael Giacchino
Best Original Song
“The Weary Kind (Theme from Crazy Heart)” from Crazy Heart – Ryan Bingham and T-Bone Burnett
Best Sound Editing
Avatar – Christopher Boyes and Gwendolyn Yates Whittle
Best Sound Mixing
The Hurt Locker – Paul N.J. Ottosson and Ray Beckett
Best Art Direction
Avatar – Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg; Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair
Best Cinematography
Avatar – Mauro Fiore
Best Makeup
Star Trek – Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow
Best Costume Design
The Young Victoria – Sandy Powell
Best Film Editing
The Hurt Locker – Chris Innis and Bob Murawski
Best Visual Effects
Avatar – Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones
So I was just out exploring the jungle one day when I had to save the life of a human disguised as one of us! He was grateful but didn't even care that I had to kill a bunch of innocent alien hyenas. Then to make matters worse, my dad is totally making me teach him our ways even though he is a dumb asshole! But then when I got to know him I saw there was more to him than being a dumb asshole, and I fell in love with him and fucked him underneath our most sacred Goddess tree. It was great for a minute but then I found out he is actaully working with the other bad humans to force us to move so they can bulldoze our treehouse and dig up the rocks underneath it! Please help, my people are being slaughtered as we speak! What should I do?
He isn't dead anymore; the wikipedia page now says he is 'the President and CEO of NBC Universal, who stabbed Conan O'Brien in the back and will rot in Hell.'
I would apologize to everyone on behalf of Italian-Americans everywhere, but I'm Sicilican, so I guess that's different, because it isn't attached to Italy and like, such as
"I'm watching Roseanne reruns. She goes to get in a tub, and someone says "the water is 108 degrees" ... I immediately screamed "JACOB!"
I also do this whenever it's 1:08 time-wise.
Great recap. I actually think it has some potential... not to mention there is nothing else on Tuesday nights! I'd rather watch V than two hours of fat people exercising or 'celebrities' 'dancing'.
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