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I miss the couches in the back of the original Drafthouse. You couldn't see shit but man were they comfy.
I've gone to the movies in NYC and London while on vacation. It makes for a nice break when you're tired to walking and the weather is shitty. It's also fun to see a movie that isn't showing yet back at home.
Did he have someone wearing a gorilla suit on stage with him? He talked about drugs at our school too. Then he starting talking shit to a 12 year old who had giggled at something and it all went downhill.
Speaking of Houston icons, Mattress Mack once spoke at my junior high and was a raging asshole. I bet Marvin would have been more fun.
Oh my. I meant Point Break. Please excuse my outburst, I was just so angry I couldn't type correctly.
POINT BLANK IS NOT A TERRIBLE MOVIE. Goddammit.
I wonder how many of these people actually pissed and/or pooped their pants at some point during the show. Judging from their facial expressions I'm estimating about 68%. Hopefully one of Oprah's favorite things is Wet Wipes.
Maybe it's because I'm tired and my head hurts, but I found these two and their harps to be really fucking annoying.
To be fair, she asked him that because he and Jesus grew up together.
I'd never noticed this before but that's kind of a sissy little stance TMWNN has going on there. If he just had his left hand on his hip it would be complete.
"From the guy who is frequently confused with the guy who used to be John Cusack's buddy but is now Vince Vaughn's buddy and is chubbier and a bit more likeable than the guy who used to be John Cusack's buddy."
I kept wishing the cameraman for the 2nd video would just clap his hands and stomp his feet and maybe whistle real loud to help that guy out.
Who says she can't be both? Don't sell yourself short, facetaco.
The video cuts off too soon! Now we'll never know- was he about to say, "The driver was arrested," or "the driver was a reststop hooker?"
"Lentejuala" is a useless vocab word? This lady begs to differ: http://i55.tinypic.com/35jgnq1.jpg
That sketch and What Up With That (sorry all you WUWTheads) are the same joke every single time. I'm so tired of them both.
Aren't emus known for their bad tempers and ability to impale you with their talons? Why did your grandpa hate you so much?
In the Balkans it is customary for the bride's uncles to slowly cropdust all of the wedding guests immediately following the ceremony.
"But dammit, I will NOT fly coach to get there."
I hope this doesn't send you into a tailspin, but EVERYDAY is celebrities-being-over-entitled day.
Followed by 20 minutes of hysterical sobbing. No thank you.
Since he did it to himself I think it's OK. You're back in Heaven now.
Good God, it must look like a war zone down there.
We'll miss you around here. :( On a personal note I probably have less than 2 months left here and then a baby is going to come out of my butt and I'll be trying to keep that baby alive and my eyes open for a while instead of spending my days on here. The sacrifices we make...
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I hate him so much. Have you ever seen him in person? Dude needs to invest in some sunblock and laser peel treatments ASAP.
He's better off without her- I heard she's a sorcerer.
Nicholas Sparks pulls a pistachio off the shelf. “Good stuff. That’s what I eat,” he says, putting it in his mouth. “That’s what I eat.”
My favorite part was when Evi said Dennis Quaid has been on a treadmill of making bad movies lately. Someone's not getting a second helping of sweet potatoes at this year's Thanksgiving!
Actually you should just ignore me. I could have sworn The Happening was already done, and I'm baffled that it apparently hasn't. I must be thinking of the many hilarious conversations that have taken place in the WMOAT comments about how awful that movie is. Or maybe it's because I'm 80 years old and have dementia. Hard to say, really.
What do you think iguana farts smell like? I'm really curious now.
That reminds me- in the broadcast TV version of Silence of the Lambs he looks in the mirror and says, "Do you wanna marry me? I'd marry me." I now prefer to think Buffalo Bill was really just looking for a long-term, stable relationship built on mutual respect and trust, with the possibility of starting a family someday.
Buffalo Bill is really taking it to the next level these days.
I'd rather go to a wedding than watch UT lose again. Oh my god, I just turned into my dad.